# I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. (Anonymous)# Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass. (Anonymous)# Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. (Anonymous)# Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips. (Anonymous)# Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. (Woody Allen)# Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! (Anonymous)# My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. (Anonymous)# There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. (Lynn Lavner)
