If you play your cards right, you just might be the next lucky girl to be cut out of my photo ;)


WARNING: This profile may contain a personality known to be highly addictive and may cause side effects including, but not limited to, fun, adventure, sheer desire, lust, falling in love, and the occasional nose-bleed.


99% of my humor will fall on deaf ears....


WARNING: FUBAR is known to the Planet Earth to be highly addictive. Drink at your own risk.


I squeeze my toothpaste from the bottom, I always lower the toilet seat/lid, and I get along with my mother.


I'm practically incapable of crying over any real life or personal experience, be it tragic, happy or sad... but a good movie will get me every time.


I do who I please.... and I please who I do.


Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.


This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time


A little something about Rock/Paper/Scissors...

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to somehow magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to Scissors? Screw the Scissors... why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook Paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? Why isn't Paper on a diabolical mastermind plan to take over the world by now? I'll tell you why, because Paper CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY OR ANYTHING... a rock would tear the shit out of paper in about 2 seconds! When I play Paper/Rock/Scissors I always choose Rock. Then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their "paper", I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, I'm sorry... I thought your 'paper' would protect you!!! You f*cking douche"

~There is no theory of evolution just animals that DrStrangeLove allows to live.
~DrStrangeLove doesn't need a watch, DrStrangeLove decides what time it is.
~DrStrangeLove isn't affraid of the dark. The Dark is afraid of DrStrangeLove.
~A DrStrangeLove Roundhouse Kick is a preffered method of execution in 16 different states.
~DrStrangeLove counted to infinity...Twice!
~DrStrangeLove can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.
~DrStrangeLove can slam a revolving door in your face.
~DrStrangeLove can win a game of solitaire with 18 cards.
~DrStrangeLove doesn't sleep...he waits.
~If you have five dollars and DrStrangeLove has five dollars, DrStrangeLove has more money than you.
~There is no 'ctrl' button on DrStrangeLove's computer. DrStrangeLove is always in control.
~Apple pays DrStrangeLove 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
~DrStrangeLove can sneeze with his eyes open.
~DrStrangeLove can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
~DrStrangeLove is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
~DrStrangeLove destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
~DrStrangeLove can kill two stones with one bird.
~When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for DrStrangeLove.
~When DrStrangeLove does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.



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