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51 Year Old · Male · From Suffolk, VA · Joined on December 12, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on March 15th · 1 referrals joined!
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51 Year Old · Male · From Suffolk, VA · Joined on December 12, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on March 15th · 1 referrals joined!
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About me ...
I believe I am your typical 6'4", blue-eyed smartass, but my friends would also add that I am random and a little weird. Oh well, I take that as a compliment. I have a degree in English and teach 9th grade English. My friends at the pub I frequent call me The Professor. I'm not sure where that came from, but what can one do? I write a lot, mainly poetry, and might put some on a blog one day. Maybe that's why they call me The Professor, because I always go up there to write?

I'm divorced with two daughters that live with the ex and her husband. I am single and loving it, although it gets lonely not having a significant other whom I can speak with, laugh with, have SEX with, etc.

The name Tripod came about when my friends and I rented an island off the coast of North Carolina. We had a large bonfire going and were pretty drunk and high. The girls who were with us suggested we all stand naked by the fire. Being young, drunk college students, we all got naked and stood by the fire. That's when I got the nickname Tripod and The Human Kickstand. Tripod's easier to say, so that one stuck. Needless to say, it wasn't hard to find someone to have sex with after that weekend. But, alas, college is over one can't go around the real world being called Tripod.

I can't think of anything else right now, but if there are questions or concerns, please shout or send a message. I'll answer.

51 Year Old · Male · From Suffolk, VA · Joined on December 12, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on March 15th · 1 referrals joined!
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Interests ...
Wow, I have to think about this one. There are so many. First, I'll start with women. I am very interested in women. I love the shape, smell, and (sometimes) swagger of women. I seem to be partial to petite or athletic, blonde-haired, non-brown-eyed women with that hourglass body. But I don't descriminate. Three of my last four girlfriends (and my ex-wife) had brown eyes and a not-so-hourglass-figure, but they were smart, funny people and easy to speak with. If I can't have an intellectual conversation with you, I don't care how good you look, I can't be with you. Being intellectually stimulated is as important as being sexually stimulated and if all the bases can't be covered then you can't play ball, can you?
(And I don't even like baseball analogies)

Other interests I have include writing, volleyball, reading, music, swimming, the beach, skiing, drinking, chess, and my favorite thing, having good conversation. I'm really good at all of the above. I even used to be in the junior Olympics for swimming when I was a teenager. Another thing I enjoy doing, which might sound weird, is flirting. I enjoy flirting, whether taken and flirting with my girlfriend, or single and flirting with other women, I enjoy it and it makes me feel good. When I have a girlfriend, I don't flirt with anyone else because, to me, that defeats the purpose of having a girlfriend. A girlfriend is a person chosen and should be treated as such or else why have one? Shouldn't a girlfriend be put on a pedestal above all other women? It makes sense to me.

Music
Music ...
Yes. Most any kind. Even Carmina Burrona (classical music). I think I just misspelled that, but, oh well. I love classic rock. I believe that is my all-time favorite. But I listen to rap (rhythm and poetry), R & B, top 40, and all other types of music.
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Video Games ...
I like most video games. I used to be a game tester for RedStorm Entertainment. My name is in the credits for Ghost Recon. Check it out if you can.

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