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Male · From Columbia, SC · Joined on September 3, 2006 · Born on September 1st · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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Great news! I met this really hot 22 year old stripper on vacation and she has made me her personal manservant, I'm in charge of all her bodily needs, whatever they may be. As a bonus she has agreed to give me 90% of everything she makes... we have kinky sex every morning... I'm moving into her beachhouse today... we are taking her jet to Vegas tonight...Now that I have your attention...Not really sure why I'm here... LC seems to be geared towards exposing your body, not much more to it than that, guess I'll have to show some skin..... hahaThere are very few people on here from SC so meeting people is not an option, unless you need new friends in California.Born in a small town, have 4 brothers, 1 son, single and available for short trips....Been to Spain, Italy, Greece, Morroco, Azores, most every Island in the Mediterranean Sea, lived in California, Virginia, North and South Carolina, and Florida. Still haven't grown up.... ain't goinna do it... nopeWorked as a photographers assistant for 7 years doing commercial/industrial people/product photography, photographed everything from BMW's to zebras. Thanks Jeff!I am a master retoucher in photoshop so don't believe every image you see here or elsewhere in this world, of course photos of me are totally untouched... really.... I'm serious here!I go to the gym several days a week... not a fanatic, but like to keep up the old bod.... love bicycling and walking.Love to read and like hanging around Barnes and Noble... they let you read for free and nerdy women are so freakin hot!******************************************************** ENFJ - "Persuader". Outstanding leader of groups. Can be aggressive at helping others to be the best that they can be. 2.5% of total population. Free Jung Personality Test (similar to Myers-Briggs/MBTI)ENFJ Types:outgoing, social, attention seeking, emotional, loving, organized, comfortable around others, involved, open, hyperactive, complimentary, punctual, considerate, altruistic, easily hurt, neat, content, positive, affectionate, image conscious, good at getting people to have fun, easily excited, assertive, ambitious, leader, hard working, seductive, touchy, group oriented.********************************************************I like helping my friends and family with whatever they need help with, I'm pretty handy to have around. I can fix most anything but a busted cherry and a broken heart. I think I was a lesbian in my last life, could be one still...Just how did I get to be so damn Sexy? LOL Add Your Location To My Map!LJ --[adjective]:Smelling like unscented lube all of the time'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.comUsing your mouthYour sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you.Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, ScorpioTake this quiz at QuizUniverse.comYou have a sexual IQ of 160When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Male · From Columbia, SC · Joined on September 3, 2006 · Born on September 1st · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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I am a techno nerd... Not much of a sports fan, play a little golf, like bodysurfing, swimming, my waverunner, working on vehicles, learning new things, experiencing as much as I can while on this planet. I'm a bit spontaneous at times, but do enjoy some predictability, especially with women. I meet with friends at our local Flying Saucer, (www.beerknurd.com) weekly to swill a pint or two. If you see a Flying Saucer try it, you will like it. Mark & Angie even used to go there! Working on a new science project to rid the world of radium in your drinking water, nasty stuff if you ingest it. Goes to your bones... Thanks Ralph, my oldest friend in SC! My favorite place at the moment is Folly Beach, go there almost every weekend in the summer. No girl friend, not even a single girl friend, all my friends are married. Looking for someone that would be fun and daring, not afraid to fly, not afraid of trying new things...... if you have your own helicopter call me please. That will be my next gift to me, first I have to sell everything else I have!LOL Haven't found a women looking for a long and lingering, hot oil massage, gentle caresses and a bottle of wine.... :-0, What is up with that? ... whatever happened to flirting? looking for a fun relationship. .....A really sweet beach bunny would be nice! Life is short... have fun! Try something new today, push yourself a little farther than you think you should, get some exercise, learn to fly, live for the moment, not a paycheck, flirt with me..... Did I mention I love cats.... and I like dogs.... and Fun..... Green eyes are very sexy, dark hair and blue eye's too, if you have eyes I think you are sexy... did I mention I am single? You look so hot there fondling that keyboard... dammmmmmmmm! You are smokin' in that slinky, partially open old bathrobe! Really you are... I'M NOT KIDDING.... Now if Amy would just bring back those furry cuffs.... he hehe ***********************************************************
Music
I Play guitar weekly with a few retired pro musicians. We play mosty Eagles, Dylan, Country, Rock and a lot of original tunes. Raymond, Marvin and George ROCK, I'm just a pebble.... I like most all music, recently more Jazz and Blues, for listening... depends on the mood. I don't care for rap music. This is one of the most gifted fingerpicking guitar players on the planet today... playing since he was 4 years old, touring since he was 6! He is also a drummer. Tommy Emmanuel... listen to him play after the intro!
Idols
God, Jesus, Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, Igor Sikorsky, Howard Hughes (What a Stud Monkey), Steve Jobs (cause he is the Mac Daddy), Einstein (He cheated off my math tests) Marvin Lusk (They call him "Fingers" cause he can play anything on a guitar, and blows me away), Raymond Turner (The man knows and can play and sing so many songs), George Noble (Mr. Blues and a hell of a farmer). My Mom (She is so awesome at 80), my son Bryan (Love ya Buckwheat). My Brothers Tim and Alan, ALWAYS there for me..... Deloris and John Amberg, and their son Jeff Amberg, I owe them so much, expecially Jeff. Finest person I have ever worked for.... you ROCK Jeff! and last but not the least my Dad, best salesman that has ever walked the planet, Love and miss you Dad, Rest in Peace!
Video Games
Grand Tourismo on Playstation... beat my son at it few times, not many, but a few. If they made a video game that involved sex, I would own it...... what are they waiting for? toys for twats are the games I like, they usually involve batteries and lube..... LOL

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    Hey! You're very welcome and thank you too!I really appreciate that hope youhave a WONDERFUL WEEKEND!Shelly :) Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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    Hey Sweetie,Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image HostingCould I count on your vote/comment bombing for the CT Mardi Gras King & Queen? Just click on my picture at the bottom and it take you to the site.ThanksDevilish_Angel

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    umm yes uhh Dark chocolate - the topic hasn't drifted ... has it?

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    Well, the drizzling chocolate.. if you didn't use it all on the slices...

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  • Someone ⇒ LJ
    we didn't even discuss the left over chocolate :P

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  • Someone ⇒ LJ
    Sounds like my kind of cheesecake (with the add-on's it sounds even better *wink*)

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    umm Do you make this cheesecake which you spoke of yourself? If you do, I think I love you *snicker*

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    You sound amazing :P ...and local :P Let's be friends, hmm? :P

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