Wooo hoo... Congratulations on moving leveling up a notch or two during my Happy Hour that I had last week. I am looking forward to doing that again sometime soon to help you and others like you level up some more. Please feel free to come in sometime to my lounge....
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Big Bucks What do you get when you cross fifty female pigs and fifty male deer? A hundred sows and bucks Math Poem This poem was written by John Saxon (an author of math textbooks).((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0 Or for those who have trouble with the poem: A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,plus three times the square root of four,divided by seven,plus five times eleven,equals nine squared and not a bit more.Job Interviews Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees.- An applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.- An applicant wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.- An applicant fell and broke his arm during the interview.- A candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office.- An applicant explained that her long-term goal was to replace the interviewer.- A candidate said he had never finished high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico.- A balding candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece.- An applicant said that if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.- An applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how to answer specific interview questions.- A candidate brought a large dog to interview.- An applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed while standing up.- One candidate dozed off during interview.Redneck Ring The woman asked her redneck lover,"Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"Sure," he replied."What's your phone number?
