SINKING DOWN THE POURI HAD TWELVE BOTTLES OF WHISKEY IN THE HOUSE, AND MY WIFE TOLD ME TOEMPTY THE CONTENTS OF EACH BOTTLE IN THE SINK, OR ELSE; SO I PROCEEDED WITH THE UNPLEASANT TASK.I WITHDREW THE CORK FROM THE FIRST BOTTLE AND POURED THE CONTENTS DOWN THE SINK, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ONE GLASS, WHICH I DRANK. I WITHDREW THE CORK FROM THE SECOND BOTTLE, AND DID LIKEWISE, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ONE GLASS, WHICH I DRANK. I WITHDREW THE CORK FROM THE THIRD BOTTLE AND POURED THE WHISKEY DOWN THE SINK, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ONE GLASS, WHICH I DRANK. I PULLED THE CORK FROM THE FOURTH SINK AND POURED THE BOTTLE DOWN THE GLASS, WHICH I DRANK. I PULLED THE BOTTLE FROM THE CORK OF THE NEXT AND DRANK THE SINK OUT OF IT, AND THREW THE REST DOWN THE GLASS, BOTTLED THE DRINK AND DRANK THE POUR.WHEN I HAD EVERYTHING EMPTIED, I STEADIED THE HOUSE WITH ONE HAND, AND WITH THE OTHER FOUR HANDS, I COUNTED THE BOTTLES, CORKS, GLASSES, AND SINK, AND, AS THE HOUSE CAME BY, I COUNTED THEM AGAIN. I FINALLY HAD ALL THE HOUSES IN ONE BOTTLE, WHICH I DRANK.I'M NOT HALF SO THINK AS YOU MIGHT DRUNK, BUT I FOOL SO FEELISH THAT THE DRUNKER I STAND HERE THE LONGER I GET.WRITTEN BY: L.M.SUBMITTED BY: GREG B.
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