Hello, and yes, before you ask my name is Alice.

Hopefully you are reading my About Me and your paying attention. Do NOT SB me or message me asking me to suck your dick or show you my goods. Those tactics will get you blocked, plain and simple. Can't respect me with simple manners then don't waste my time having to deal with you because I wont. I'm not here for you, I'm here for me, to have fun and maybe make a few friends along the way.

Yes, I am in a serious relationship and very happy with it.




"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

"Do you think I've gone round the bend?"
"I'm afraid so. You're mad, bonkers, completely off your head. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland




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If my Master is lost, I'll find him. I'll lead him back to himself, because to serve doesn't always mean to follow.ÂÂÂ
-Joey W. Hill, Hostile Takeover