Hello to anyone checking out my page...

As you have probably guessed, I'm fresh meat on fubar, and actually didn't even know what FUBAR stood for until I looked it up on Wiki, lol. Hell, I don't have a page-skin yet, but I'll try to fix that soon.

I live in Oakland, have lived in the area for about 20 years. I am divorced as of last July, but was separated for more than three years before that. I have no kids, no dogs, no cats, but occasionally will tend a yogurt garden in my fridge. I'm pretty kinky in bed (submale here), and I would want any partners to be the same. I love to travel and have been to Mexico several times, plus Costa Rica, Belize, and a small tip of Guatemala. I tend to be a bit shy at first but warm up quickly, and do enjoy being a goofball from time to time. The more comfortable I am with you (or the more drinks you have), the better my humor gets.

Anyway, enough about me....what do you think of me?

Karner

PS: I can already tell that it seems that a large portion of time on fubar seems to be devoted to collect fubucks or points or something. If you're reading this now, it means you've actually checked me out (and what guy doesn't like that?), and are not just after 11's from me. :) Thanks!