My Interests include....

Watching NASCAR Races, Watching San Jose SHARKS Hockey, Playing with my two kids,

Being Outside as much as I can.. Camping, Fishing, and Hunting.



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14 Pick-Up Lines That Might Get You Killed

1 If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2 I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3 If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4 How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5 I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

7 Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

8 Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!!

9 If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

10 You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

11 Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

12 Can I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

13 I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

14 How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.



Using your mouth





Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.



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