One of the first things people tell me is that I should do stand-up comedy (the very first thing people usually tell me is that I look like Mick Jaeger- as if anyone has seen Mick Jaeger in years). I fancy myself an observer of the human condition and my friends are the lucky audience for my running (and they tell me witty) social commentary. In addition to finding humor in everyday life, I love to travel and meet new people as well partake in all sorts of other activities. Sitting still is not one of my strengths but if I am, chances are that I'm watching TLC or The Discovery channel. I am a huge Norm Abrams fan. My friends will tell you that I have no filter but the way I see it, life is short so why waste time on BS? If you're not ready for the answer, don't ask me the question. I'm pretty much a "what you see is what you get" kind of guy. I've got strong opinions on some things but life will be much less interesting if you always have your own. Cool if they jive with mine but fine if they don't. However if you have a "I stop for Bingo" sticker on your car, I'm probably not your type. So following in my no BS format, here's what I'm looking for. I want someone who is fun, active, and educated and has already gone through their quarter-life crisis. You should have come to terms with the fact that their parents probably messed them up a little bit along the way but won't let it hold them back in their life or their relationships. Loves my dog, and is amused by my onion ring addiction. I would like someone who can cook, loves to travel, has well developed interpersonal skills, has all their teeth present, accounted for, and in good working order. (freakish cap smiles and fake fish lips are neither necessary nor desirable). I'm pretty much a naughty good bad boy but a lot of fun, I promise!