45 Year Old
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From Minneapolis, MN·
Invited by: donnadc·
Joined on February 10, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on October 10th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
45 Year Old
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Male
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From Minneapolis, MN·
Invited by: donnadc·
Joined on February 10, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on October 10th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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Well I've been on fubar a while now and I have formed some opinions. This site seems to be populated by grown children. I don't mean this in the complimentary way in which people preserve a youthful exuberance, I mean it to say that people have an abnormally simplistic view of the world that can't seem to extend beyond their gut reactions. There are few realists here. If you are one of them, please contact me. As is I see fubar as 'the worlds first internet trailer park'.
I don't want to be one of those people with 4,000+ people on my friends list. I will friend people after a probationary period in which they have shown that they can actually find it within themselves to chat with me for a while. I don't want to be part of your lame icon collection.
Rate me at your leisure. The rating system here is kind of a joke, seeing as anyone who gives anything but the highest rating gets labeled a 'downvoter', but whatever it's there. If u crush me just tell me, cause I hate fucking mystery. :)
There is a lot of 'support our troop' sentiments on this site. I would like to chime in. I want our troops to be safe, but the term 'support our troops' has become a misleading piece of propaganda. If I were to say "I don't support our troops", people would assume that I want them to die or something. See how it works? The actual meaning is not the literal meaning. When people say support our troops what they are really trying to say is 'stand behind our decision to send troops to war'. The statement masks the bad decisions made by our government with the sentiment for our troops lives, which I think is kind of disgusting. If you support our troops, wouldn't you want them home with their families? When people say soldiers are fighting for freedom, remember that it isn't OUR freedom. Our freedom has never been truly under duress from any faction outside our own government.
Here's me solving my rubik's cube in about 35 seconds.
lmagine this; you're sitting in line outside a bar. cold as hell.. maybe -30 degrees. there's a concert inside that everyone wants to get into, but tickets are scarce. then in the distance you see one headlight. its roaring towards the bar like a bat out of hell. everyone is staring in awe as they realize its me on a motorcycle. when the bike gets about 50 feet from the bar, l reach back and pull a guitar off the bike. then i pop a wheelie and launch the bike off of a car. as the bike leaves the ground, i do a back flip off of it, landing about 10 feet in front of the line and immediately ripping off the most insanely awesome guitar solo you have ever heard. the bike hits the wall behind you, and burning pieces of motorcycle fall all around me as l continue to shred mercilessly on my guitar.
that's probably about 3/8ths as awesome as l actually am. l have written testimony.
hey look, i saved thousands of dollars.
45 Year Old
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Male
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From Minneapolis, MN·
Invited by: donnadc·
Joined on February 10, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on October 10th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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just as a warning.. this chess set does not allow en passant captures or recognize any draw rules.
I have been bottling these emotions for days now, and finally I can let the world know! I never thought I would say this, but I am GETTING MARRIED!! Ever since I talked to this girl online for 2 hours 3 1/2 days ago my life has been a whirlwind of emotion! As soon as we both get days off work, we are taking public transportation to Iowa to get married in the eyes of GOD!! I spent so many years dating women who were functionally retarded and uninteresting, that I just assumed that's how they all were. Fortunately, she turned that all around, and I know it's only most women! Let me tell you, I didn't used to believe in love at first sight, but this thing hasn't gone soft for 3 FULL DAYS! Hit up my celly for more info, y'all!!
P.S. Even though we are getting married and she is gonna make my baby army I told her that I can still have sex with other women. So all you ladies out there don't be afraid to come get some.
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Cubix the perve... Juggalos aren't white trash, they're white toxic waste.
lol Well congratulations because I am now officially suffering from the willies, heebie-jeebies, and the jim jams. Thanks a lot! And don't stay gone so long from now on.