A little boy goes to his father and asks" DADDY , HOW WAS I BORN?
The father answers,"Well,son. I guess one day you will find out anyway!
Your mom and I first got together in a chatroom on yahoo.then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive, as soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neitherone of us had used a firewall,and since it was to late to hit the delete button,nine months later a little Pop-up appeard that said.