15. What did you do to your hair?
i actually don't mind when people ask me this one
14. Why aren't you married?
well this is an easy answer
13. You're being irrational.
clearly, i know i am this way most of the time. way to be Captain Obvious
12. Your best friend is really hot.
thanks, i think he is too.
11. Can I kiss you?
how bout no?
10. You aren't one of those feminists, are you?
yes, why thank you for noticing
9. You're cute when you're mad.
and you're not cute when you're being a douche
8. That's not the way my ex did it.
she clearly doesn't know anything then!
7. So how old are you?
doesn't matter, at least I'm more mature than you
6. You sound just like your mother.
Are you insulting me, or your mother? Both? Oh, it's on.
5. Smile.
well, fuck you.
4. You sure you wanna eat that?
yes, i'm pretty sure i can pack it in better than you can
3. The "B" word, ever.
yes, i know I'm a bitch, kay thanks
2. When are you due?
whoa, i'd slap any one that said that to me. haha
1. Is it that time of the month?
ask away, if you wanna get round house kicked to the face
