Click for some of my naked photos HERE.I don't know the difference between eye liner and eye shadow, because I don't wear either. I haven't worn a dress since high school graduation and if I ever have to wear one again, it'll be too soon. I like web design, graphic design, movies, TV, reading, flaming hot cheetos, and smoking crack. Well, maybe not so much the crack. I'm not adventurous. I don't like rollercoasters, sky diving, driving fast, or anything dangerous. Except smoking crack. Well, maybe not so much the crack. I'd rather saw my toes off with a butter knife than go to a club. I like laughing, making movies, writing songs, watching American Idol, and pretending I can play the drums. I'm not looking to cyber or for casual sex/dating. I believe developing a strong friendship first is one of the most important things for a relationship. I want something that will lead to a serious relationship. Long-term, marriage, babies, all that jazz. If you're not in that mindset, there's no need to waste each others time. I'm not looking for a rich man or a sugar daddy, but I don't date guys who don't own a car or don't have a full time job. Also, I'm not into serial killers or pimps. Crack dealers are okay. Rather than listing a specific "type" you must fit into, I'll just list the things that are not negotiable in someone i'd date.1) I don't like cheaters, liars, haters, racists, bigots, homophobes, players, smokers, and excessive drinkers.2) I don't like people who thrive on being miserable.3) I'd like to have a family someday, so if that scares you, skive off.3) You should have a car. It doesn't have to be a fancy Jaq. It can be held together with duct tape for all I care. But I am not playing the role of chaffuer.4) Have a job.