To explain me in 3 words would be "RADDEST DUDE ALIVE" well sort of. Anyway i was born on a magical night in may, 1982 or it could have been a magical day, all of this is besides the point. i was born and the world was never the same!

I also believe that I was a dipolmat in my past life, but who knows for sure. I have a great sense of humor, and laughing hard is probably something that I do way too often. Some people have a difficult time on trying to figure when to take me serious because of how sarcastic I am.

I complain about rules and usually go against the grain, but I'm learning to be a little more compliant in my old age (yes its true, 25 is OLD)


I took that faggotory human for sale test and I am worth $2,532,790. Now where do I rank amongst the rest of them?


I am also a father of a lil boy named Ashton, and his mother Tiffany is in the picture as well. Tiffany and I have been together for an eternity, or should I say, it feels that way, but we've been together for a couple of years now, and all is going well. The End!