Sometimes in life, you find a special friend.Someone who changes your life just by being part of it.Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop.Someone who makes you believe that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.This is forever friendship.When you're down and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full.Your forever friend gets you through hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. If you turn and walk away, your forever friend follows. If you loose your way, your forever friend guides you and cheers you on.Your forever friend holds your hand and tells you everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete because you need not worry.You have a forever friend, and forever has no end.
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth. Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth. Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...
<--- This person would never hurt you<--- This person is a true friend<--- This person has your back<--- This person is always there for youI want you to know that you are amazing, & I love you to death.If I dont get this back, I understand.But I have a game for you.Once you read this comment, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you.If you receive at least 7 back, then you are"Loved Glitter Graphics & Comments
