VON IS Running To Get Into The Top 10 Hottest Members For The Day On Monday August 22nd!!! He Will Need LOTS OF RATES AND LOTS OF HELP TO GET THERE!!!! Please Add Him To Your Famps If You Famp That Day, Or Message Him If You Are Selling Famp Spots!! He Will Be Running TWO BACK TO BACK HAPPY HOURS @ 2 & 3PM Fu Time So BE SURE TO HIT HIM UP FOR TRADES!!! Fu Is BETTER When We WORK TOGETHER!!!
Here you go doll...Your laugh for the day!!! Hope it's a good one!!! A housewife is having an affair during the day, while her husband is at work. She takes her lover to the bedroom, not aware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy:"Dark in here." Man:"Yes it is." Boy:"I have a baseball." Man:"That's nice." Boy:"Want to buy it?" Man:"No, thanks." Boy:"My dad's outside." Man:"OK, how much?" Boy:"$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy:"Dark in here." Man:"Yes, it is." Boy:"I have a baseball glove." Man:"That's nice." Boy:"Want to buy it?" Man:"No, thanks." Boy:"Ill tell." Man:"How much?" Boy:"$750." Man:"Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy,"Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says,"I can't. I sold them." The father asks,"How much did you sell them for?" The son says,"$1,000." The father says,"That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says,"Dark in here." The priest says,"Don't start that sh*t again."
Just thought i'd say HI,while I was flying by!Be sure to stop by my page and FAN me, RATE me,Comment on my pic's.If you would like to learn more about me, come check me out!