There was a..cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their..lives sucked. The cucumber"Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,..and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at..him and says,"You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and..juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a..jar." The penis looks at him and says,"You think you have it rough?..When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,..stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I..throw up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends...If u get 0-2 back you are average..If you get 3-5 you are a freak..If you get 6-8 then you are a major freak, and need a leash.."
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCKTHEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon,ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it ontheir user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOWBAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (androughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUSTFUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise meWe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. Toknow who your true F.U.C.Ks are
For those who can't see, dis right here is family, so if u fuck wit dis person, u really fucking wit me, my family we rise to da top, and no we won't stop, so if u get n our way, dem bodies will be dropped, we don't deal wit bitches, and we dont fuck wit snitches, so back da fuck up b4 we burry u n sum ditches, u probably thinking 2 urself, wat do i mean, i mean if u fuck around wit us, u gonna hear a bullet sing, we stick together, and we will smash who eva, so can u really fuck wit us, da truth is NEVA, my family is loyal, loyal as can be, so if u fuck wit one of us, u fucking wit an army, no matter wat u got, a dick or a clique, cause after we done wit u, u will still be a bitch, we dont start shit, but we sure will finish it, so my last words to u is DONT FUCKING BEGIN IT!!!!!..SEND THIS TO ALL YA FAM & CLOSEST FRIENDS! THEN SEND IT BACK TO THE PERSON DAT SENT THIS TO YOU...THATS WHEN YOU KNOW UR FAM" ! ! !"
