Good Morning and Happy Thursday! Today is National Situational Awareness Day in the USA! There is nothing more important than personal safety, please be aware of your personal surroundings always.....Speaking of surrounding areas, 84% of women who shave, forget to shave the perineum, essentially giving their fun factory an unknown Charlie Chaplin. Have a wonderful day! #realmenlovelandingstrips
Hello and Happy Monday! September is International Square Dancing Month! Before you enjoy an evening of music and dance with your friends, always remember to moisturize your feet and always clean your belly button. Have a great day....
Good Morning and Happy Saturday! May the hands of happiness touch you in ways that make you glad your a woman. Always remember to wipe front to back and apply your turn signal at least 300 feet from your turn. Have a sensational Day....
Hello and Happy Friday! Today is International Skeptics Day, but I dont believe in any of that stuff. Always remember to never wear red during a thunderstorm and eating goat meat makes your pubes grow in thicker. Have a fantastic day....