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50 Year Old · Male · Joined on October 9, 2007 · Born on October 3rd · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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50 Year Old · Male · Joined on October 9, 2007 · Born on October 3rd · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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Firstly though i have noticed that everyone has their own little rules! well, for all those who are about to click the 'Hi!' button:
1) I dont have any interest in swinging, dating or swapping NSFW pics (he was weird)
2) I wont be asking to see your private pics, their your private pics
3) I certainly won't be paying to see any pics - how desperate can you be to need to pay for nudity when the internet is 98% porn!!!
5) If you have a habit of changing your profile name every 30 minutes and not have the ability to string two corresponding sentences together then find another asshole who enjoys banging their heads against a brick wall for fun!
6) I am here to meet humans (some off you wont qualify!)and have entertainment!

if any of that doesnt make sense i can supply it in a simpler form! Be warned, being told to Fuck Off can be seemed as offensive!

Anyway, now i have my little list of rule (which will change soon)about me:

I'm the worlds happiest married man with, wait for it, my 6th child on the way!

I'm here through a friends invite and it is addictive! There are some fucking screwballs on here though!
I'd like to run the country - I have a very severe manifesto but it'll get votes when the environment is right!

My sole ambition is to move my ever growing family out of the uk, if the earth is hell then the UK is the capitol city!

I seem to give a lot of relationship advice out for ladies as men are simply tossers with women! Bear in mind I'm not a professional so if you want serious help seek someone who charges!

I am in love - have a heart for only my kids and wife and I will kill or die for my family!

I'm bored now so shout me if there is anything about me that you really think would change your lifes!


50 Year Old · Male · Joined on October 9, 2007 · Born on October 3rd · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Well - as sales is the profession i suppose MONEY! with all my kids its essential and they are my main interest!
i can read though - it has to stimulate the mind have no pics and not be The Cat In The Hat! i seem to read books no other person does so conversations regarding literature are very few except when i talk to myself!

i smoke - i'm good enough to qualify for the UK Olympic squad so keep your fingers crossed for me on that one!
Music
"If it aint fast & hard it aint welcome!" sums it up really! Slip Knot, Murder Dolls and good ol' fashioned Hardcore will suffice!

if i wanted to commit suicide i would happily listen to the dirges that rate in the 'popular music' charts!
Video Games
ok! sports games suck - shooting, thinking and defeating the little box is the only way to enjoy games!

Bioshock, Godfather etc! wanna be sports stars wont be enjoying a conversation with me!

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