MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lipsThe American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?a fuckin goodyear!Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.Send 2 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train***
