Strolled along from the neighbors party down there> Any whoo I rang the bell w/ no response So left you some and muddy foot prints upon your door step. I took the liberty of watering your flower garden after tripping on the side walk and face planting in the flower bed. I couldn't find the outside spicket. So I .. well I hadda go and the plants needed watering. I'm sure you understand ..
*Slipping from the shadows and nuzzling you hello* Welcome to fubar pretty lady Hope you find great fun here. Oh and just to let you know I am one of the animals the others will warn you about *Winking wickedly and then leaping back into the darkness once more with a mischievous laugh*
MUAH 
