I'm a modern man,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke freely.

A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded.
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new wave but I'm old school,
And my inner child is outward bound.

I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,
Voice activated and biodegradable.

I interface from a database,
So I'm interactive,
I'm hyperactive,
And from time-to-time,
I'm radioactive.

Behind the eight ball,
Ahead of the curve,
Riding the wave,
Dodging a bullet,
Pushing the envelope.

I'm on point,
On task,
On message,
And off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed,
I got no urge to binge and purge.

I'm in the moment,
On the edge,
Over the top,
But under the radar.

A high concept,
Low profile,
Medium range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top gun bottom feeder.

I wear power ties,
I tell power lies,
I take power naps,
I run victory laps.

I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic.
A working ragaholic.
Out of rehab,
And in denial.

I got a personal trainer,
A personal shopper,
A personal assistant,
And a personal agenda.

You can't shut me up,
You can't dumb me down.
'Cause I'm tireless,
And I'm wireless.
I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.

I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever.
Laid back but fashion forward.

Up front,
Down home,
Low rent,
High maintenance.

Super size,
Long lasting,
High definition,
Fast acting,
Oven ready,
And built to last.

I'm a hands on,
Foot loose,
Knee jerk,
Head case.

Prematurely post traumatic,
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail.

But I'm feeling,
I'm caring,
I'm healing,
I'm sharing.
A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver.

My output is down,
But my income is up.
I take a short position on the long bond,
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds,
I watch trash sports.

I'm gender specific,
Capital intensive,
User friendly,
And lactose intolerant.



I bought a mini van in a mega store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.

I'm toll free,
Bite sized,
Ready to wear,
And I come in all sizes.

A fully equipped,
Factory authorized,
Hospital tested,
Clinically proven,
Scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I've been pre-washed,
Pre-cooked,
Pre-heated,
Pre-screened,
Pre-approved,
Pre-packaged,
Post-dated,
Freeze-dried,
Double-wrapped,
Vacuum-packed,
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I'm a rude dude,
But I'm the real deal.
Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked and ready to rock.
Rough tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow.
I go with the flow.
I ride with the tide.
I got glide in my stride.

Drivin' and movin',
Sailin' and spinnin',
Jivin' and groovin',
Wailin' and winnin'.

I don't snooze,
So I don't lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal,
And the rubber on the road.

I party hearty,
And lunch time is crunch time.

I'm hanging in,
There ain't no doubt.
And I'm hanging tough,
Over and out.


My name is Gary I am 30 years of age right now till I turn 31 then 32. If I make it that far along in life, I live fast and dangerous. I consider myself a very honest person. I may be too damned honest I seem to get in a lot of trouble because I give myself up. I think I'm pretty easy to get along with. I like having fun at whatever it is I do. I'm a heavy smoker and drinker when I drink. I like fast cars, fast trucks, and fast women. I like going to the bars not your big bars but the small beer bars. Where you can still smoke, drink, play pool, and bullshit with there barmaids. I used to drive a truck for like 6 years so I have one of those trucker’s mentalities, dirty minded sometimes. I'm giving fair warning here check it out. Read carefully.
A little more about me that I would like to put in I have black highlighted hair, and tan easily .If you were to ask how do I dress. I would have to say I dress kind of skater style. I wear Vans and Skin apparel with some Fox stuff. I like to go to the bars and driving fast cars and trucks. I enjoy camping, fishing and hiking. I just started going to the gym again to get myself whipped into shape for the spring and summer months. I also enjoy the finer things, like going to nice restaurants and to art museums. I'm in to all sorts of different types of music mostly rock though. People say I'm a down to earth kind of guy. I think I'm pretty honest unless I'm telling a joke. I wont let those kind of jokes go on for too long, just long enough. My friends say I'm a practical joker. However, I tell the jokes better than I pull the practical ones. I'm a very laid back, very little bothers me. I'm still a kid at heart, I like my video games. When there are kids around and there are toys I'm playing with the toys. Anything you would like to ask me, go ahead and ask it. I won't B.S. you. I have no reason to.
If you want to talk to me easier than emailing back and forth. You can talk to me on yahoo IM @ gonenutty666.