OK - I'VE BEEN HIT - NOW YOU HAVE BEEN TOO SO YOU GOTTA PLAY!""""^^^^^^^^^^^^| || SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __.|_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] |"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON MY LIST! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT YOU HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE REALLY SEXY. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN YOU HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SEXY...SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK ARE SEXY...-IF YOU GOT 1 BACK THEN YOU ARE UGLY PEOPLE, JUST SENT YOU THIS TO BE NICE-IF YOU GOT 2 BACK YOU'RE BETTER THAN UGLY-IF YOU GET 3 BACK YOU'RE OKAY-IF YOU GET 4 BACK THEN YOU'RE PRETTY-IF YOU GET 5 BACK THEN YOU'RE FREAKIN SEXY-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE #1 FINE.Send this to all your sexy friends.Including the person who sent it to you
True Friendship (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)Are you tired of those sissy"friendship" poems that always sound good, >but>never actually come close to reality?>Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cutesy little smiley faceson this card-just the stone cold truth of our friendship.1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much>worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.I don't want to catch whatever you have.>8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end."Why?" you may ask ?,"Because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.Send this to"all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!!(don't send it back to me...I don't want to hear it!!!) And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me!3 hr ago come on have a drink with me 3 m
