51 Year Old
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Male
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From Pender, NE·
Joined on August 1, 2007
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Born on May 20th
·3 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
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I work on a farm/feedlot. We raise cattle, hogs, corn and soybeans. I like to hunt fish, and go camping, boating and spending time with my family.
It's Not Difficult For Me Make A Woman Happy. All I Need To Be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4.a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, I MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE ME HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring beer
Whats your sex style?
Fierce Sex Style Straight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!!
You are a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454. You car has a huge ass engine....and thats all you care about! You know you can whoop on anyone at the dragstrip...and you love it! You really don't care about gas mileage...but you sure do go to the gas station alot!
Okay you're just down right dirty. Maybe you enjoy it, but the people around are probably either as filth as you or think a lot less of you. You need to clean up your act or go live in the sty with the pigs. Either way you've got a filthy little mind there. As natural as it might feel, we need to learn to keep our hormones under control and our thoughts to ourselves. Otherwise who knows what trouble you might get into.
My HeartGive this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in'08 (including me if you care). Try to collect 12. It'snot easy!Never take someone for grantedHold every person close to your heartBecause you might wake up one dayAnd realize that you've lost a diamondWhile you were too busy collecting stonesCAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE READING THIS....SEND THIS TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE YOU KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! (IF YOU THINK I AM SEXY. ) IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOU ARE CUTE! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOU ARE HOT! IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU FUCKING ROCK
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