101 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart
*This page is a work in progress, so it does not yet have 101 ways. but, i'm working on it. really i am. in a few days i should have all 101 on here. just be patient...*
i've written a guide on how to get kicked out of Walmart. It's going to be a novel. Maybe. Hopefully. Probably not. I have absolutely no idea. But anyways, here it is-all the possible ways to get kicked out of walmart enjoy!
1. Go onto the intercom and yell "BUSH! IT'S BUSH! Oh, wait-that's my mom-my bad!" Tell them to kick you out.
2. Put chocolate pudding all over the bathroom walls, walk out, and say, "Oops, I kinda missed."
3. When I girl wants a barbie doll, run up to her, grab it out of her hands, and go.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in an official tone "We've got a code 3 in Housewares" and see what happens.
5. play with the automatic doors.
6. Go on the intercom and yell "OH MY GOD! IT'S CODE BLUE! EVERYONE CODE BLUE! SUBSECTION D, CHAPTER 48!"
7. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive
8. Get on the mechanical horse thing, turn it on, and go "WOOHOO! I A COWBOY! YEEEHAAAA!" and kick a passer by from atop your plastic steed.
9. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, jump on it & go "WOW!Magic!"
10. plug the toilets and sinks to make them overflow.
11. When the guy at the door asks for your receipt yell "Bite me oldie!" or say some other kind of insult and run.
12. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around the store shouting at random people "I'm BATMAN! Come Robin, to the batcave!"
13. Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.
14. Take all the pillows in the pillow section and distribute them throughout the entire store.
15. Make a line of fruit through the registers, out the exit, and down 2 blocks.
16. Bring in a garbage bag full of leaves and prance around like a fairy while littering them on the floor.
17. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground leading to the bathrooms and claim you had an accident
18. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
19. Run around with a grim reaper costume jumping out from the aisles.
try to hit the ceiling with apples.
20. Change into one of their swimsuits and model it down the aisles like a runway.
21. Get a bottle of liquid detergent and pour it into giant puddles.
22. Get a skateboard, sled, or something flat and slide through the detergent
23. When an announcement comes on over the loudspeakers, assume a fetal position and scram "NO! IT"S THOSE VOICES AGAIN! AHHH!" run around screaming until the employees kick you out.
24. Take a cup or something like that, go to a water fountain, and pour the water all over yourself and the floor while saying "LOOK, IT'S RAINING!"
25. Take a Nerf gun from the shelves, open it, and shoot the missiles at people who walk by.
26. Jump on the check out belt and say "You didn't say hi to me! WTF is wrong with you? what ever happened to hospitality? What is this world coming to?"
27. if someone does say hi to you start shouting crazy insults at them.
28. Go up to random people and give them hugs. If you see a big muscley guy, hold on to him and repeatedly yell "Help! I'm being kidnapped!"
29. find a busy aisle, listen to your ipod, and start krumping in the midst of everyone with your eyes closed.
30. Go up to customers or employees and kick them.
31. kick some one in line for the cash register and point at the person behind you. Then you watch the fun begin. ;)
32. ride your skateboard through the store and stop for no one!
33. Stand up on a table with merchandise on it and start singing a song you know really bad.
34. If an employee asks you if you need help, moon them and run away as fast as you can.
35. if there's a rolling staircase in an aisle, spin it around and take it for a test drive.
36. Go up to somebody when their not looking and pinch them in the butt.
37. Put on the women's lingerie over your clothes, stand on something, and start dancing wildly.
38. make a bucket of fake puke at home, bring it into the store, and pretend to throw up all over the place.
39. If you see al little kid crying, open up a package of cookies and throw some to the kid when the mom's not watching. Throw the rest at the cashiers.
40. Pretend to act like a manikin and scare people when they walk by.
41. Redress the male manikins in underwear and bras.
42. Open as many bananas as you can carry and dance around the store acting like a frantic monkey.
43. take some whipped cream, open it, spray it on your mouth and go "I am a crazy rabid squirrel! I WANT MY COOKIES!"
44. Take a fire extinguisher and run up to an employee yelling "FIRE! FIRE IN AISLE 2! HELP ME TOM CRUISE!"
45. Break a bunch of things and say "We have 24 hours to fix this! Can we do it?" then have your friend say "Yes we can!"
46. Wear a thong on your head and go up to the employees singing "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! ALL YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY..."
47. Go up behind someone of the opposite gender and start singing "SMACK THAT, ALL ON THE FLOOR, SMACK THAT GIVE ME SOME MORE doing all the moves. Tell the person that you wanna be like Michael Jackson.
46. Open a pack of markers and draw a mural on the wall.
47. Open a stack of paper and make paper airplanes out of them. Then run around throwing them at people making all the childish sound effects.
48. Flip off the manager if he or she walks by.
49. Grab a pair of sunglasses, go up to a random person, and hold onto their cart. Say really loud "I don't see why you're so embarrassed about my cane. Why won't you ever let me bring it? Why don't you like my cane?"
50. do the same thing with the sunglasses & the yelling, but then veer off in another direction and knock things over. See how much you can get away with before they kick you out-or until they find out you're not blind.
51. Go into a big crowd of customers and start hyperventilating really dramatically. Then pretend to pass out.
52. Try on all the display glasses. Dramatically throw the ones you don't like behind you so they'll hit people.
53. Lick the storefront windows.
54. go up to an employee, hold your crotch, and say "i gotta go wee wee!" dance around like a maniac and harass him or her until they kick you out.
55. try on all the little girls dress up stuff (like a feather boa,a hat, & a wand) and dance around saying "Look! i'm a little fairy princess!"
