1. You can get chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
3. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
6. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
7. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
8. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
9. Good chocolate is easy to find.
10. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
