Biker In Black's blog: "ZOO BOMBERS"

=== '~TNKER~CT MISTRESS~' spewed forth the following at '2007-02-23 23:30:39'.. > > > Rules: > > > Ratings only count > the person with the most rating (whether they have been downrated or not) will win the blast > > > Also anyone who gets more than 1000 rates!!! will win a blast > and if the impossible happens and someone gets more than 5000 rates!!! i will give them 30 day blast > > > Anyone who enters gets a gift depending on how much ratings you get determines how much of a bigger the gift > > > CONTEST STARTS AT 9PM TONIGHT > (eastern) > > > PLEASE HELP WIN MY FIRST BLAST EVER!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (repost of original by 'mlsnowmann' on '2007-02-23 23:24:30')

SO I RIDE FREERIDE DOWNHILL MOUNTAIN BIKES.... I COME HOME A LEAVE HER A NOTE THAT I WAS GOIN OUT AND RIDDIN TONIGHT....SO WHEN I GET HOME....SHE PROCEEDS TO TRY TO RIP ME A NEW ASS HOLE,,,, LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE INSITE.... 1. I GET HOME AND SHE SAYS TO ME.....YOU LEFT THE FAN ON.... (MY GRANDFATHERS GREENHOUSE BURNED DOWN) IT IS ONLY THE SECONE TIME AND I JUST PLAN FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF... 2. SO WE GO OUT AND BUY SOME CHAINS FOR THE CHAIN SAW THAT I AM USING OF MY GPAS... THE CHAINS WERE NO GOOD SO MY AUNT ASKS ME TO TAKE THEM BACK.. I DO... THE SAY SHOP CAN NOT GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK...SO INSEAD THE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHAIN AND A FREE GALLON OF BAR OIL....(10.75) THE TWO CHAINS THAT WE USED WERE NOT NEW THEY WERE USED....SO OK....LET ME SEE... I TRY TO TELL HER ABOUT THAT AND SHE SAYS THAT SHE SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ME GO OVER THERE....THAT SHE WANTED THE MONEY BACK...SHE NEVER TOLD THAT TO ME.. AND SHE WROTE A CHECK FOR THEM...SO I CAN NOT DO A DAMN THING ABOUT IT ANYWAYS..... SHE IS ACTING LIKE IT IS MY FAULT.. 3 SO I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB AFTER I GOT LAIED OFF....IT HAD BEEN 5 WEEKS...AND SHE IS ACTING LIKE I AM NOT TRYING.... LET ME SEE..I HAVE TWO TEMP PLACE THAT I WORK THRU...THEY SAY THEY HAVE NOTHING...I KNOW BETTER THAN THAT...SO I TRY TO FIND JOBS..I TO GO SO DAMN INTERVIEWS A WEEK AND SHE IS ALL PISS BECAUSE I HAVE NOT FOUND A JOB YET.... SHE THEN SAYS TO ME...WELL SO AND SO SON JUST GOT HOME FROM IRAQ AND IS WORKIN 2 JOBS... I STOPED HERE THERE..AND SAID..YOU KNOW WHAT.. HE SERVER OUT COUNTRY.....OK HE AS A BETTER RECODE THAN I WILL EVER HAVE.... THEY WILL LOOK AT HIM OVER ME ANYDAY... THE I SAY.. I AM A XFELON...I HAVE DONT PRISON TIME..NO I AM NOT PROUD OF IT...BUT THAT REALLY HURTS... I COMMITE MY CRIME IN 1998...I SERVED 2 YEAST IN PRISON.....I THEN WAS ON PAROLE FOR 2 YEARS... I DISCHARGED MY PAROLE IN NOVEMBER OF 2003.. I HAVE BEEN CLEAN THE WHOLE TIME AND WORKIN MY ASS OFF...AND SHE THNKS THAT I AM A LAZY ASS AND DONT WANT A DAMN THING TO SO WITH LIFE.... FUCK I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT HER...I TRY TO PLASE HERE AND SHE IS A BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING.. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I DO TO DESERVE IT.. SHE IS FAMILY AND I LOVE HER..BUT ON THE OTHER HAND SOME TIMES I JUST WANT TO BEAT HER ASS AND TELL HER TO SHUT THE FUCK UP... SORRY ALL...I HAD TO VENT..THANKYOU FOR LETTIN ME!! HAVE A GOOD NIGHT ALL....TALK TO LATER MATT

SO I RIDE FREERIDE DOWNHILL MOUTNTAIN BIKE...I ALSO HAVE FRIENDS THAT DO THAT SAME...WE WERE OUT LAST NIGHT RIDDING.....WHEN WE WERE CALLED ZOO BOMBERS... OK HERE IS WERE I AM PISSED OFF... ZOO BOMBER DEFINITION A DRUNK A LOUUD PERSON WHO RIDES THERE BIKE AT THE ZOO IN THE ROAD, WITH NO LIGHTS (HEAD OR TAIL) NO HELMET....THEY DISTROY THE ZOO THEY MARK SHIT UP...THEY TEAR SHIT DOWN....THEY DISTROW THE PLACE DOWN HILL FREERIDE DEFNITION..... A GROUP OR SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS A BIKE THAT USE HEAD LIGHTS, TAIL LIGHTS, HELMETS, AND PROTECTIOVE GEAR TO RIDE....DO NOT DISTROY A DAMN THING AND RIDE OUT BIKES ON THE TRAILS THAT ARE THERE... WE ARE CAUTION OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE WALKING THE TRAILS... WE ARE NOT LOUD AND WE DO NOT AND I REPET DO NOT TEAR SHIT DOWN....WE GO THERE TO TRAIN BECAUSE WE HAVE NO WERE ELSE IN THE CITY OF PORTLAND... OK SORRY I HAD TO GET THAT OUT...I AM SICK OF GETTIN SHIT FOR OTHER PPL THAT CAN NOT DO SHIT THE RIGHT WAY...THAT HAVE NO RESPCET... O AND I SWAR THE NEXT TIME I GET CALL A ZOO BOMBER I AM GOIN TO KNOCK THEIR TEEATH CLEAR OUT OF THER ASS HOLE...!!!!!!! FUCK ALL YOU FUCKS THAT CAN NOT RESPECT THE TRAILS AND THE PLACES THAT WE DO HAVE TO RIDE....FUCK ALL OF YOU...WE DO IT THE RIGHT WAY AND WE GET THE SHIT...BUT THE FUCKS THAT DONT DO THIS THE RIGHT WAY NEVER GET ANY SHIT.....FUCK YOU!!! ANYONE IN PORTLAND OREGON THAT RIDES DOWNHILL FREETIDE....HIT ME UP..I WOULD LIKE TO TALK WITH YOU ......MY FRINENDS AND I ARE TRYING TO GET SMOTHING TOGETHER LIKE POST CANYON OR BLACKROCK(FALL CITY) BUT HERE SO THAT WE ALL CAN RIDE AND NOT HAVE TO TO GO HOOD OR SALEM TO RIDE...FOR SOME OF US WE CANT BECAUSE WE ARE TO YOUNG, DONT HAVE CARS, ETC.. MY EMAIL IS SNOW2071@COMCAST.NET I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU AND GET YOU INPUT ON THIS ISSUE THANKYOU!!!