A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked,"What can I do for you?" The man said,"Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said,"There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked,"Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said,"We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."
The Original Joke of the DAy Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal."I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy."Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money."I can't take your money," said the first guy."I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news.""No, no. Take it," said the second guy."I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
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