You know you're from Kansas City when...
...you know that Kansas City is actually two cities in two states, and you make sure people know which one you're from.
... you know just how fierce the KU vs MU rivalry is; and that you'd best pick a side and stay loyal.
... you've given the following answers: "Yes, we have tornados." "No, I don't know Dorothy." "No, I've never met the Wizard and I've never been to Oz."
... you whined through the 90's about Marty ball and now wish he was back so the chiefs could just make the playoffs.
... you think that every year is the year the chiefs will win it all.
...you know the royals suck, but you refuse to let any Cardinals fan forget about the 1985 world series.
... you know the following numbers: 648-8888 and 321-2277 (and can sing the accompanying songs).
