*You can't believe someone "smoked without you."
*You know "Wake and Bake" isn't about cooking.
*You have ever watched a movie then forgot what it was about.
*You ate a whole pint of ice cream and then followed it up with pretzels, a bowl of cereal, and hot pockets.
*You can easily quote lines from "Dazed and Confused" or "Half Baked."
*The inside of your car is always dirty.
*You have a legitimate argument about why you're not 'addicted.'
*You belong to the Find a lighter, pick it up, and all day long you'll have good luck" klepto club.
*People are looking at me. They know man, they know.
*Every idea you ever have you need to write down.
*You forget to write down every idea you ever have.
*You lived the words to Sweet Leaf."
*You begin to explain something to a friend and go on a tirade about something random. Then
*you forget what it was you were trying to explain in the first place.
*You are such a vet that you can do anything" stoned, and do it better.
*You wish you lived in Canada, Amsterdam, or Nevada.
*You can accurately portray a stoner (and do a fine impression, man).
*You have a personal preference between Duchies, Spliffs, Blunt, and Joints.
**You know how to roll.
*You know 10-50 different words to describe ganjah. (Pot, Hemp, Bhang, Marijuana, Joint, Reefer, Dope, Ganja, Smoke, Weed, Herb, Marihuana, Hash, Sensemilla, Green, Greenbud, Thai-stick, Green-sticky, Dirtweed, Shake, Indian Canamo, Huang Ma, Mary Jane, grass, Ace, Aunt Mary, Bales, Boo Boo Bama, Buddha, Bush, Buzz, Cheeba Cheeba, Chronic, Dank, Doobie, homegrown, Maui-Wowie, MJ, Puff, Rasta, Reefer, Skunk, Smoke, Spliff, Trees, twigs, Whacktabacky, Whackyweed, Sweet Lucy, Stick, Stack, Shwag, Nuggets, Ragweed)
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