Well, that was that was yesterday morning and after that I was distracted by my friend in Northern India, the young man who calls me Auntie because he tells me I am like his mum.
Then there was Edmund in Japan who kept sending me gifts of Fanyourselfbox. I don't go there or they mank my desktop with fan dancing then I have to reboot just to get rid of it. So I wrote and told him this and he sent me yet another, silly Billy. Maybe he thinks I am neurotic.
Then I had Hero from USA on holiday in Thailand inviting me to Thailand in order to cook me a meal. Nice young man but I don't know if he realises that he who has the compeetoes has decided that he needs some sunshine and booked to go to Mexico. Well, the hand washing is just about done and the cases have not long gone back into the abyss call the loft. If you go up there you never come back!
I digress. Following that, there was a creepy message on Wayning Mail from a more mature man who decidedly wanted me BABE. YUK YUK, that is so tacky and he needs to get a life. Why don't people read profiles?
Finally I had a message from a very nice Turk living in London who has strangely decided that he is going to help me with the book and do a website and video.
Well I don't know about that, I just keep my head down and wait for the paint to dry before touching anything.
There is not much else to tell but my friend in Japan, Edmund, told me to make a CD of the book. Well, I have no idea about that so I said that I would try (as if) then pointed out that I could not even get a TV delivered here on time let alone record a CD. I actually have trouble just downloading a load of holiday photos from Tiddly onto a CD so what chance the book.
The TV is another story but in a nutshell, he who has the compeetoes ordered if for delivery last Wednesday. It did not arrive then or Thursday or Friday and things were getting fraughter. It was bad enough Wednesday but by Friday it was manic.
Anyway, they said they would upgrade it to a Saturday morning delivery.
I scratched my head wondering what sending it on Saturday made it an upgrade. We never did find out because it did not arrive then. OH HO,No,no..
I could not care whether I never saw TV again so it did not bother me. However, I am pleased to say that the longer flatter screen arrived today and is installed so who can say what it is like. Oh, it is upgraded. They meant the TV not the delivery. I thought it might have been but he who knows all, knows all, so I did not argue, nor did I say, "Nerr, I told you so".
And that was about where we sat but it was not a comfortable seat because the salmon looked at me waiting to be cooked and the veg needed doing so another day deteriorated into mundanity and I know that is not a word but does it matter?
Last night I chatted to the Turk for hours IM and as I sent him an email earlier in the day saying that his suggestion would only add to the book costs we did not mention it. Yes, I did thank him for his interest and I learned what he did and that he was an atheist with political leanings. So I pointed out that politics is a form of religion. However, I could not get him to take note of our ethereal energies, Reiki healing or even tarot. The only healing he had heard about from Japan he said, was Sake Healing. I thought about it for a while trying to remember where I knew the word from and it finally clicked, at which point he sent a remark about it being an alcoholic drink. PAH, I knew that but only just at that very second!!!
I can normally out talk anyone but he just kept talking and talking, usual rubbish by then. I decided that I was fed up with the ffffffffff’s and dddddddddd’s and zzzzzzzzzzzz’s on the screen so I had to say, “good night”.
