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Bras and Happy Little Trees Ok, so I finally found a bra that fits me today. I normally get my bras at Wal-Mart, for the conveinience part, mainly. But They never have the correct size.. And plus, I'm built funny. When most women gain weight, they gain some fat in their breast and they go all floppy and elongated.. Mine never did that, I may have gained a bit, but not that much. Well, plus sized bras have plus sized cups that seem to scrape all the extra stuff over into the cup.... When I put one on, I look like a 12 year old trying on one of mommies bras. And the regular sized bras, the band is too small, I need a 42 and most only go up to 38 or 40.. Now, I can get into a 40 ok.. But for some reason Wal-Marts bras are sized funny, the D cups only go up to 38 while the C cups go up to 40.. I'm a small D myself and so I've been getting the 40 C and they fit ok.. Not great, but ok. Well today I decided to go to Victorias Secret to buy a good bra. SO I go to the mall.. The place where Victorias secret normally was is now a GAP. So I walk to the other end of the mall and see where they are building a Victorias Secret... Hmmmm... It does me no good closed, so I look at the sign and discover that the temporary store is yet.... wait for it! On the other side of the mall!!! So, yet again I walk to the other side, a mid a crowd of people so decked out in Bama logos it's almost as if there was no person amonst the walking logos. A side story here, I hear that Auburn fans aren't this bad. For some reason a Bama fan acts as if his/her mind has been reprogrammed to buy whatever cheesy crap they slap a Bama logo on.. Honestly! The crap I see these people with! It's like "Uhh duuuhhh, George... They have some of them there condoms with Alabama printed on 'em.. Shoot! We better get some cuz if we don't buy 'em.. People won't think we'es fans!" Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the college or it's students or alumni. But it's football fans suck! They suck big floppy donkey dicks! Especially the Outlanders (Bama fans from other parts of the state/country) They come over here and act like they own this fucking city!! I was walking my dogs in that grassy area near the parking lot across from the Amsouth building and this jack ass, decked all in Bama, gets up from his Bama chair, under his Bama tent, in front of his Bama painted RV, with it's Bama flags and it's Bama stickers, he comes up to me asking if I was going to let the dogs use the bathroom in the grass.. I told him I didn't see what business it was of his. He tells me that their kids (judgeing from this guys age, they weren't his kids but the RV communities kids) play out here. I told him that you all can take your kids home and let them play in their own yard as this is my town, I live in this town and you, sir, don't!. He started to puff up at me and I kept talking "You just don't realize what a nuisance you all are! Crowding up the city for days before a game.. And what's with you people swimming in the Black Warrior River?.. Ummm ewww. If you live your life to the tune of a football game, you need to get another life!".. I turned and walked off, but not without letting Lulu, one of the dogs take a dump in the grass. Anyways, back to the bra story. I get to Victorias Secret and am told by a young woman who though putting on flase eyelashes and then coating them many times with mascara untill they were all clumpy that their band sizes only go up to a 38 and that I'd have to go to Lane Bryant to find my size.. So I went to Lane Bryant, thinming that they'd just have the oversized BBW(Big Beauitful Women) bras.. I tried on a few and found one that fits right! The band isn't too small nor the cup too big!! Mind you I had to pay 35$ a peice for these properly fitting bras. But I think it was worth it. My boobs look bigger! And these were not padded bras! They just make the most out of what I have! It's so cool! And now you're wondering about the Happy Little Trees.. Surely you know who Bob Ross was? He was that Hippy painter who could paint a whole scene in 30 minutes! All the while painting Happy Little Trees.. He always acted like he had been smoking Happy Little Trees. Here Bob, here's a visit from the Happy DEA!! Ooooh! You get a Happy Little Strip Search!

Grand FUBAR Ok, for those of you who don't know what FUBAR is.. I believe it's a military term, it stands for Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. It's what happen today. I had to work and we had to do Cottondales pictures. UGH!!! They all showed up at the same time! And people kept bitching about how we weren't going fast enough. Most of the time I stood there trying to pose kids with the pose board tucked under an arm, pom poms in one hand and a football in the other. My dad had me set up the cheerleaders for their team picture, so I lined up the back row, they were standing up. And then I had to get the middle rom lined up on their knees.. the whole time I was crawling around on this hard, rocky ground... By the time I had the middle row lined up, the fucking back row had already scattered!!!! The stupid fucking coaches did nothing to help me keep them in line and I guess telling them not to move did no good either. My feet, back and knees are killing me right now. I really, really could use a massage right now... Pity I won't get one. We have to go back tomorrow to Cottondale and finish do the rest of their teams.. Oh fucking joy!

Time to color hair Yes, that's right, I color my hair and my roots have grown out. The color of my hair roots isn't as telling as somes ladies are, i.e. dying black hair platinum blonde, but my hair grows out to be a dull dark blonde. I had such a pretty color blonde when I was younger and my brother he still has an absolutely gorgeous strawberry blonde color that he's had all his life. I generally stick with a gold-blonde color dye... It matches my carpet I also know that most of what I post is just my mindless drivle.. But I'm not making you read it!

Clothing colors I noticed something today while looking through my closet. A majority of my summers shirts are pink or pinkish at least and most of my winter shirts are black. I never wear shortsleeved black shirts, it shows how pale I am, but I like to wear it in the winter, it shows off my hair, I think. It's funny, I can wear black pretty well but other dark colors look terrible on me. So, for as far as shirts go in the winter, it's either black or light colors.

I need to find a cure for boredom Pictures got cancelled today, so I ended up at home trying to find something to do. I decided to get groceries today, which was a mistake as I forgot it's game day and Wal-Mart was packed. Lots of people there, dressed in their Alabama shirts, kids dressed up, some of them with so many 'Bama logos it's as if they were afraid someone was questioning their 'Bama pride. I come back home unload everything and nothing was on TV, so Dennis and I decided to go To Sam's club to get a few things. Damned traffic was hectic, people were going to the game... I wonder if these people have lives. I drove through down town T-Town during the game and there are a ton of RV's.. Some people had these big TV's in the luggage compartment of their RV's watching the game!!! I have no clue as to why you'd drive here, to the game town just to sit outide of your RV and watch the game.. What is the point?. I started ranting and Dennis, oh he thought it was hilarious and he wouldn't let me steal chairs, tables, bikes and other goodies that were outside the empty, ungaurded RVs (he never lets me have any fun.. humph)

I want to see this movie!

Naked time! One of the very slightly naughty things I like to do is stand on my back porch, naked. No one can see me and it's fun! None of this only getting nude inside the house stuff for me! I like to run around naked. I might go to the nudist park next week and play some more naked pool volleyball.

Here's a couple of things I find funny http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php http://beelzebub.ytmnd.com/ Funny.. No one has made a comment on all my mindless blogging. Ummmmm, hmmmm.. What else? I have two dogs fighting under my skirt. It's a big skirt that will flip over my head if the wind catches right, I think a few people have had the misfortune of seeing my butt. Copper, my puppy keeps tugging on it and Lumpy, one of three kittens I have keeps climbing up it. I am #69 again in Evolution. Actually now that I think about it, that's pretty good. Last round I couldn't seem to get out of the 700's

69 Dude! I actually shouldn't be celebrating this, I just thought it was funny. I play this online game called Evolution. In the game you are the ruler of a continent, you name your character and your continent. I am Evil Monkey of the Closet. Anyways, my ranking has been good this round, I generally stay in the 30's (this is out of 1,500 other players).. But all day today, I have been #69.

Was going to see a movie.. bought a puppy instead Out of boredom today, I left to go to the movie theater. I normally check the list online to see what's playing but I didn't.. I knew if I looked there'd be nothing I'd want to see and I wouldn't go. I'd just get there and see something I've already seen if need be. Well, I went to the Pet Supermarket ( as a rule they generally don't have a pets for sale except fish). Well, they had the Human Society adoption center open and I just had to look. I have a Bassett Hound mix at home named Lulu, I got her from the ladt next door whose dog had puppies. The neighbors kept one named Chubby who'd always come over to play with Lulu. They moved away and Lulu didn't have a playmate. Later we were looking for a free puppy in the paper and it seems now that it's common practice to breed mutts, give them funny names and charge 500$ for them ( I saw a boxer/pitt bull mix for 750$!.. That what my dad has and he got her for free). We saw a lab mix, and while it would be bigger than I wanted, it was free so we got him. Named him Spade and he was a decent playmate for Lulu, but he dissapeared a few weeks ago and Lulu has been moping around here depressed. I was going to look in the paper, but I wanted to get a shelter dog instead (eventhough they cost money). Anyways, I see this little hound mix puppy (blood hound from the look of him) And I asked if I could see him, oh he is the cutest thing, imediately started chewing on someones shoe. I had to get him. He is a 10-12 week old little guy named Copper (I didn't name him)