About me hmmm..........well im Rachel 24,5'7",from the uk.
Im straight but hey each to there own.Im on here to chat to new people from all walks of life & all parts of the world.Im not easily offended so dont worry about that lol...Rate me Fan me Add me and i shall do the same. Thanx for reading loadsa love x Read this its sooo funny A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a

Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and

Told her husband to go to the Halloween party

Alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested,

But she argued and said she was going to take some

Aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his

Good time to be spoiled by her not going.

So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,

Woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to

The party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she

Thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see

How he acted when she was not with him. So she joined

The party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around

On the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could

And copping a little feel here and a lit tle kiss there. His

Wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,

He left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to

Her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he

Was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a

Little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they

Went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the

Back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away

And went home and put the costume away and got into bed,

Wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his

Outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he

Came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old

Thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not

There." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, I'll

Tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I

Met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guy, so we went into the

Spare room and played poker all evening. "You must have

Looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!"

She said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied,

"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother,

Apparently he had the time of his lifeoxox