Snatch's blog: "wtf?!?"

GEE said: Humour me. I changed some of the questions because it's stuff i'm nosey about..... I'm not posting it as a bulletin but you can if you like. So I'll humour him and answer these questions. Those who read this - you only get to see my answers, though feel free to answer. Snatch 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. What does it say? - Train. Maybe they should train she told herself. Maybe the sweat and effort would work off the restlessness. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? - A window... 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? - The freakin weather as we're expecting a storm and society's freaking out about it... I hate people. If it snows, it snows. Big fuckin deal... 4. Close your eyes really tight. What do you see? - Speckles of light... thanks now my head hurts. 5. Grey hair - Distinguished or "not a good look" - Mmmm great look on a guy, even in chest hair... pubes though? IDK...! 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? - The television spewing forth some kind of forensics show. I like to know about evidence and crime for future reference sake... lol. 7. Have you ever wished you could be somewhere else? - HEll yes. Right now I'd love to be anywhere but here. 8. What's in your pockets? - No pockets for me... 9. What are you wearing? - Silky pajama bottoms and a tee shirt both red. 10. Did you dream last night? - Nope the drugs n drink b4 hand left me dream free 11. When did you last laugh? - Hmmm I'm sure i laughed today at something trivial at work. Haven't been a happy camper lately, might need Snoopz to use her passport... 12. What age do you feel? - like an idiotic 17 year old schoolgirl. 13. When did you last swear? - Less than an hour ago. 14. You have one million pounds, What's the first thing you do? - Ummm convert pounds to dollars... hmmm I'd leave here go someplace warm. 15. What do you see when you look in the mirror -A crazy bitch, though I think I'm cute. lol 16. How will you die? - Hopefully while having sex, but only after I get off though... 17. Tell me something about you that you think i'd like to know: - I'm a truly cool chick, totally down to earth... IDK 18. You have the power to change one thing about the world, what will it be? - All the rich to be poor and the poor to be rich. 19. You look good when you smile - Smile. Just for me. Ugh ok :) 20. Indecent Propsal (1 million for one night with your partner) - Would you? - Yeah why not. 21. Political Correctness - "About time" or "The world's gone mad!" - Mad - the worlds gone totally mad w that nonsense. we all need to be able to laugh at ourselves and each other. 22. What gives you that fluttery feeling in your stomach? - Doing something I shouldn't be doing...or getting found doing something I shouldn't! <--that's Gee's answer but I agree totally... 23. Do you truly, honestly believe in love? - Who knows. My opinions not yet formed on that one. 24. Name the thing that pisses you off the most. - The guy I've been dating lately... Asshole.

Bookcase 38 extrovert, 62 intelligence, 34 risk taker, 9 god-favour

You are the perfect citizen. Quiet, intelligent, not a risk taker, yet you have no god-favour. But lets face it. A person as intelligent as you doesnt need god... Or do they? Your self absorbed brilliance will one day get the better of you or God will get pissed. A bookcase will fall on you while you are studying alone in the attic.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on extrovert You scored higher than 99% on intelligence You scored higher than 99% on risk taker You scored higher than 99% on god-favour

Link: The How You Will Die Test written by shagudiga on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Let me add that my dearest friend Paul; whom I was with when 'Rob' decided to rub my rump, was totally shocked as well that 'Rob' did what he did. He was very apologetic. Paul then says in a way only he could "Jesus Christ Amanda; why do all my friends want to fuck you?" I had no answer for that one... So I'm sleeping last night and this grab-ass scene is replaying in my dreams... Needless to say I woke up with grand plans of blackmail. When this happened I felt sooo bad as this man's family was literally a few feet away. I actually think his grown daughter might have seen it. Whatever. People are fucked up I guess.

Hmmm; I have so much I could say so where to start. Today is Thanksgiving, and here's how it went: I worked for the first part of the day and the plan from there was to go with my friend Paul to his friends house for appetizers and what not. I've never even met these people before, it's an upper middle class group of middle age white stuffy proper people. We'll call the hosts 'Rob & Diane'. They're married and have 2 older teenage kids. Though I've never met Rob & Diane before they have a successful business in this area and are well known. Some time passes and we decide it's time to go out for a smoke. Rob say's he's coming out with us. I realize (or realise)I need my coat which Diane put in the bedroom. Rob says "Oh I'll show you where it is". I follow him to the bedroom and while leaning down to get my coat Rob grabs my ass and says "Mmmm sweety I want this; we can be friends right?". I was taken aback; I managed to say Whoa-Whoa-Hey! I know - I really showed off my extensive knowledge of the english language there... This was no quick touch of my rear. There was a touch, rub & pinch all in 3 seconds. Needless to say we did not stay much longer. This little bit of grab-ass was not welcome. Well that felt good to get off my chest... Stay Tuned