Brunette Bomb's blog: "Wow"

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again ------------------------------------------------- Two blondes decided that this Christmas they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. So they drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect Christmas tree. They had planned the trip well, especially considering that they were blond. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats and hats. They had a chain saw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree and rope to drag it back to their car. Every detail was covered. They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, nothing but the prefect tree would do. They searched for hours through knee deep snow and biting wind. Finally, five hours later with the sun beginning to go down, one blonde says to the other, "I can't take this anymore. I give up! There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one whether it's decorated or not!" ------------------------------------------------ In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old. A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?" lmmfao

This is the message my boyfriend left for me on my birthday...Isn't he the sweetest? Muah ;) It may be your birthday but everyday since we met i feel like I'm the one who has cause to celebrate.you made me feel more alive than i have an years .An for that i thank you.You are an allways will be my queen.you are a diamond among coal.mwaaahz baby.

LOVE 1 a (1): strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties (2): attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3): affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests b: an assurance of love 2: warm attachment, enthusiasm, or devotion 3 a: the object of attachment, devotion, or admiration b (1): a beloved person : DARLING —often used as a term of endearment (2)British —used as an informal term of address4 a: unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another: as (1): the fatherly concern of God for humankind (2): brotherly concern for others b: a person's adoration of God5: a god or personification of love6: an amorous episode : LOVE AFFAIR7: the sexual embrace : 1: to hold dear : CHERISH2 a: to feel a lover's passion, devotion, or tenderness for b (1): CARESS (2): to fondle amorously (3): to copulate with3: to like or desire actively : take pleasure in 4: to thrive in intransitive verb: to feel affection or experience desire

This mumm was posted by one of my latest blog entries, titled The Perfect Date What is more your idea of the perfect date? Going out to dinner, maybe catching a show, taking a nice long walk...or stay at home, have a candlelight dinner, curl up in front of the fireplace or watch a movie? lmmfao

Just when I thought things couldn't get better, my boyfriend goes and tops himself again. This weekend, he got me my favorite food, not once, but twice. He not only massaged my back, he massaged my feet as well(full massage with lotion). We ate our meal by candlelight in my kitchen and then we snuggled and watched movies together. I won't mention what went on behind closed doors;)And all this was after I got to meet his beautiful daughter, who got along with my children extremely well and was a gracious hostess at her birthday party. He really is more than I ever expected and hoped for. Muah.

Hey all, It is that dreaded time of year again; Valentine's Day is rapidly approaching. I know most of the ladies LOVE Valentine's Day. I AM NOT ONE OF THEM. Ladies, all you need to do is watch your men shop for your card to know that this is not his idea of love. I watch them every year scramble to get a card on the 14th and none of them have a look of love in their eyes. Why force men to proclaim their love for you on this one day of the year. It is not really meaningful when they are forced to buy you flowers, jewelry, and candy. So I propose that everyone express their love every day of the year, in ways special to the individual. Men, give your ladies a single rose tomorrow and when she asks why, you can tell her it is because you love her. She is more likely to remember that than some lame ass saying by Hallmark. Ladies, wear that little lacy number tonight and give it to your man like you did when you were first dating. And as he reaches that special point, whisper your love in his ear. I am in no way against the expression of love; however, I believe it should actually come from the heart, not the wallet. On Valentine's Day, watch a horror movie in protest or do something totally not related to the Day!! Enjoy your 14th!!!

The semester is finally over!! My Christmas shopping is done!!! And I got my final grades today , Christmas Eve, all A's!!!!! Yippee ...kept my 4.0 :) Have a Happy Holiday!!!

A good friend of mine said to me today " you are beautiful outside and in, amazingly beautiful, smart and funny ( and naughty when you need to be ;) )... what else could anyone need to see you as sexy?" It doesn't get much better than this.

For over two years I have been single. This has kept my emotions in check and drama free. I have been meeting new people on this sight and having a great time. However, recently I have found myself attatching emotions to these virtual friends. Damn ....not what I was intending.This was just supposed to be a fun way for me to flirt. Grrrr

She grabs the yellow bottle She likes the way it hits her lips She gets to the bottom It sends her on a trip so right She might be goin' home with me tonight She looks like a model Except she's got a little more ass Don't even bother Unless you've got that thing she likes I hope she's goin' home with me tonight [chorus] Those flashing lights come from everywhere The way they hit her I just stop and stare She's got me love stoned Man I swear she's bad and she knows I think that she knows She's freaky and she knows it She's freaky, but I like it She shuts the room down The way she walks and causes a fuss The baddest in town She's flawless like some uncut ice I hope she's goin' home with me tonight And all she wants is to dance That's why you'll find her on the floor But you don't have a chance Unless you move the way that she likes That's why she's goin' home with me tonight [chorus] Those flashing lights come from everywhere The way they hit her I just stop and stare She's got me love stoned Man I swear she's bad and she knows I think that she knows [chorus] Those flashing lights seem to cause a glare The way they hit her I just stop and stare She's got me love stoned from everywhere She's bad and she knows I think that she knows [ Lovestoned lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] Now dance Little girl You're freaky, but I like it Hot damn! Let me put my funk on this one time [chorus] Those flashing lights come from everywhere The way they hit her I just stop and stare She's got me love stoned Man I swear she's bad and she knows I think that she knows [chorus] Those flashing lights seem to cause a glare The way they hit her I just stop and stare She's got me love stoned and she's bad and she knows I think that she knows [chorus] Those flashing lights come from everywhere The way they hit her I just stop and stare She's got me love stoned Man I swear she's bad and she knows I think that she knows [chorus] Those flashing lights come from everywhere The way they hit her I just stop and stare She's got me love stoned I think I'm love stoned She's got me love stoned I think that she knows, think that she knows, oh, oh I think that she knows, think that she knows, oh, oh [chorus] Those flashing lights come from everywhere The way they hit her I just stop and stare I'm love stoned from everywhere and she knows I think that she knows Think that she knows, oh, oh And now I walk around without a care She's got me hooked It just ain't fair, but I... I'm love stoned and I could swear That she knows Think that she knows, oh, oh She knows, she knows, oh, oh