For get it.
You must be kidding.
I neewd to go potty.
I'm Wiggling all over my body.
I need to see the nurse.
Can you buy me a purse?
What if I'm shy?
I'll choke til I die!
What if the teacher tells me to stop?
Then my head will just pop!
I feel crazy.
Maybe it's because I'm lazy.
Times up?
All I have is this list dumb excuses.
You like it?
Really?
No kidding?
Thanks a lot.
Would you like to see another one?
By: Joseph Christopher Jr.
Age: 10
