Wouldn't it be horrible if?
Current mood: accomplished
Have you ever been taking a shit while smoking a cigarette and thrown it in the toilet and then been afraid that the toilet paper would light on fire and singe your ass? Well me neither but wouldn't it suck living in a world shrouded by that fear?
And now for the narrative version:
My question in the first: Have you ever been on the toilet (using it) while smoking (a cig or otherwise)? Yes..good well me also and so here we have the premise for our "hypothetical". And so it ahs begun, you find yourself on the toilet smoking you've used toilet paper (for obvious reasons) you now have to extinguish your smoke. At first you think simply "well I'll throw it in the toilet, it's easy and it makes sense. But then shortly after that you realize, "what if I burn my inner thigh or worse yet my genitalia?" A terrifying prospect to say the least. If you thought that was the worst of it, you were sorely mistaken. Beginning to tremble a bit IT hits you, sweat starts dripping, eyes well up with tears, and then the paralyzing fear that the toilet paper may lgnite and singe your nether regions grasps at you choking you like a homicidal maniac. Can you feel it? Well i can't but wouldn't it suck if you were trapped in a world shrouded by that fear? I think it would.
