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| created @ 02/22/2009 05:42 pm |
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
>new wives duties.
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>Terry had married a woman from America and bragged that he had told his
>wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
>done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the
>third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and
put away.
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>Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given
>his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
>cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but
>the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
>dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
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>The third man had married a Scottish girl. He boasted that he told her
>that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
>mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
>said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
>anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
>he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite
>to eat, load the dishwasher, fill the washing machine and call a
landscaper.
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>God bless Scottish women!!! |
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