41 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on December 12, 2006
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Born on January 22nd
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I have a crush on someone!
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I'm an easy out going bi-sexual woman who is involved (with a wonderful man--so PLEASE NO MEN msgs) and secure enough to realize that life needs to be taken seriously but that doesn't mean we cant have fun while living it:). I love to have fun, live life to its fullest. I'm looking for a fun and mature woman who knows how to balance work and play. This being s. florida it's hard to find a nice woman just to be FRIENDS with, much less anything else. Obviously it'd be great if I could meet a woman who shares similiar interests and has an open mind, but most importingly is real. Whether we just become friends or lovers makes no difference (ok, maybe a little :) LOL ), I'm just looking to meet new people, make friends and have a good time. Take it how you want it. I'd love if the 3 of us would become friends and... We'll see where it goes:) ******** ******** ******** ******** ******** ************* and once again IF YOU ARE MALE, DO NOT RESPOND, PLEASE ve me alone, I'm not a lesbian, I simply don't want to meet men, NO MATTER HOW NICE YOU (or your **** is) are. Just asking for respect, hopefully there are ppl out there that know what that means. ******** ******** ******** ******** ******** ************* Muah!
41 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on December 12, 2006
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Born on January 22nd
·1 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
Sorry to have involved you guysin Christines drama. She has lied to all of us and I'm sorry you were in the middle of it. Her phone was never broken btw.
YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED!FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO...Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing.RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K buddies are!!!
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at thebar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at acorner table. He Gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks atthe biggest, meanest one in the face and says,"I went by your grandma'shouse today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. Hisbuddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at thedrop of a hat.The drunk leans on the table again and says,"I got it on with yourgrandma and she is good - the best I ever had!"The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad,but the biker still says nothing.The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk bythe shoulders and says"Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!"