Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who wants to have fun, chat, and have their whole outlook on life as we know it changed! I'd like to meet people who are intelligent, witty, creative, and have an awesome sense of humor--I consider those to be good qualities for the people I take with me when I form my new world order! I want friends.....lots of friends! And minions. I'm gonna need a lot of minions for World Domination. I'd also like to find people from around my area so I can form my own Posse....hehehehe. But seriously, I'd like to meet people to chat with, hang out with, and possibly date in my general area. I jumped into my last relationship, which later turned into a 6 year marriage, and this time around, I'd really like to take it slow, and get to know the person. Hence the reason for the words: have fun, chat, hang out. I'm also looking to widen my circle of friends who are women. I miss going out with a gaggle of women for coffee to talk man trash, or about how to send the children off to boarding school! Myspace Codes

Get to Know Me
...About You...

Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Auburn
Height : 5'0
Favorite Color: Fushia
Screen Name: Wendi
Favorite Band: Three Days Grace
Favorite Movie: The Stand
Favorite TV Show: House
Your Car: 1999 Ford Taurus Wgn
Your Hometown: Cottage Grove, MN
Your Present Town: River Falls, WI
Your Crush's First Name:Never You Mind
Your Grade; Prime USDA Choice
Your Style: My Own

...Have You Ever...

Sat on your rooftop: Not this one
Kissed someone in the rain: Does a shower count?
Danced in a public place: Only when I was drunk
Smiled for no reason: Often
Laughed so hard you cried: Always
Peed your pants after age 8: I'm not from NASA!!!
Written a song It's called: Bite Me
Sang to someone for no reason Only when I wanted them to leave:
Performed on a stage: It was called a soapbox
Talked to someone you don't know: My voices won't let me
Made out in a theater: Drive-ins are more fun
Gone roller skating since 8th grade: They turned the rink into a bar
Been in love: Let me think about that

...Can You...

Write with both hands: Only when I'm trying to forge a prescription
Whistle: I call it blowing on my food
Blow a bubble: Chewing gum makes my jaw sore
Roll your tongue: Only when I do sommersaults
Cross your eyes: Only while filling this out
Touch your tongue to your nose: I'm not Gene Simmons!
Dance: I'm white...I have no rhythm
Speak a different language: It's called: Bullshit
Impersonate someone: I have a hard enough time trying to be me!
Cook anything: I CAN cook anything

...Finish The Line...

If I were a ... dog,: I'd avoid Vietnamese restaruants
I wish ... Madonna wouldn't make any more movies
So many people don't know ... That I'm laughing At them, rather than WITH them.
I am ... constantly misunderstood.
My heart is ... mine...I saw it first!!!