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emptymirror's blog: "why?"

created on 07/07/2010  |  http://fubar.com/why/b334156

I mean, why the circus? isn't there somewhere better to run away to, like possibly disneyland to ride all the rides free forever, to the mall where they can live in the ceiling and become a mall ninja and steal anything awesome, or even playboy mansion, where they get all of the free porn they want with no parental blocks. But no, they want to run away to the circus where they are peeped on by a bunch of drunken clowns who smell like beef jerky and cheese, where their job is to shovel elephant shit because their kids and they have no fucking talent other then entertaining a few pedophilic tightrope artists. why do you think they wear such tight tights? so their junk has no room to grow when they see all the little kids, sick high flying pricks, and when it's all over, you have a 40 year old man who's scarred beyond repair, who is freakishly scared of clowns, and they have no teeth from eating so much fucking popcorn. now think about it and let me know your insights. thanks for reading dipshit. jk :)

 

I don't understand it, I mean sure, youre pissed, you need to vent your anger at something, so you point the almighty finger, except youre not pointing it at them, letting them know "hey you, yeah you dickmuffin, I don't like your driving so go to hell!" youre pointing it at the sky, who the fuck is up there, al-qieda? do you think they'll give a fuck if you talk about their driving? they were trained to drive bad! shooting them the bird is like your complimenting them, and your giving them a target. if not al-qieda, who? god? superman?the clouds? if it's any of those, why the hell would you want to piss them off? they can turn you into a giant car twinky, and wrap your burnt corpse into a charred human pretzel! so I ask, why do people flick other drivers off? let me know what you think.

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