I have to share an amusing story.
Last night, my guys were picking on me about the fact I am a bit OCD when it comes to arranging the stupidest things. They took my pop can and turned the tab sideways, so I corrected it.
Well, hot damn, that must mean we mess with it again.
I then go after the can to fix it, and it now becomes a game of keep-away from Koi. I curse Woj, the one who takes the can, but then my attention turns to Squeak (all of you, go yell at him on here! He's in my Family list!) who decides to grab a deck of playing cards.
Squeak is quite proud of himself upon his return, as he opens the cards and mixes them up, some backs up while others face down. I twitch, visibly, as I attack and start arranging them by suit and number.
...When Woj reaches in and ganks a needed card. I turn, glare, and tell him to give it back. He grins, shakes his head no, then gets pounced on. Squeak and his roomie, Price, quickly move the glass table. Woj is holding me off for the most part, but I have an advantage by being tiny and flexible. He finally gives the card back, messes up the rearranged cards, so I start alllll over.
...And notice another card missing. Woj holds it up and grins, so round 2 begins. I use my weight to my advantage, along with my nails. We end up grappling before too long, to where his arm gets put into an arm bar. He manages to weasle out of it to end up with me latched around his neck and choking him out.
Woj still won't give me the card... so I continue squeezing his neck until he starts turning red. He then gets me in a chokehold, forcing both of us to weasle out of it. I do so by clawing and biting.
We take a break, I notice I'm missing yet another card. Squeak an Price both say they didn't take it... I, of course, don't believe them and force them to empty their pockets. I turn my attention back to Woj and attack again, when Price reveals he didn't take the card, but it was handed to him. I demand it back, Woj asks for it.. and guess who the damned card goes to? Yep, Woj.
So now I'm fighting for 2 cards! We continue the match, Woj getting nail gouges, me getting random leg cramps. We eventually stop because I get nailed in theose and feel it bleeding, so I decide to end it because I didn't want to stain the carpet.
In the end, it was decided I won on holds alone. That and I fought decisively dirty, since Woj is almost a foot taller than me and outweighs me by at least 100 lbs.
Thus ends my story. <3
