Since the "Bachelor" folks have not returned my calls, I think I'm going to give this site a shot at finding me a soulmate. Well, there's my reason to be here. So the next few words will be used to describe myself to you. I'm not a shinny brand new model but have been taken care of. Been around the block a time or two. A dent here and there,no major damage, a bruised heart, but very mendable. Comes with a great on-board system that fixes itself, works hard during the week and plays even harder on weekends. Very dependable, requires a small amount of maintance, runs forever, and can be outfitted to multi-task. Enjoys outdoors, really digs the beach, and doesn't mind being parked at home. With just the right TLC who knows, it might even be a model that never needs to be traded. Ever. So come kick the tires, check out the accessories, even take it out for a spin. The seat might seem a bit worn, but its as comfortable as your favorite jeans.
I hope you were as amused with this anecdote as was I when I penned it.
Now comes the fine print. Yes, there's always fine print.
I am not here because I am bored, desperate, ignorant, or socially introverted. This forum allows me to meet a vast array of different people one would not normally have a chance to meet. For the one true soulmate, true love if you will, this may be how I find my way to you. Now I may have ran into you along the way but didn't know it or was it the other way around and you ran it to me? Don't know but lets find out.
Please do not respond if you haven't gotten over your last love, emotionally
unstable, using me as your personal conquest to boost your low self-esteem, or you are not into being physically fit. I'm not looking for a health fanatic, I still have my pizza and burgers too. Just be proportionally healthy. And no I'm not cocky; however confidence is just about the most sexiest thing a person can wear. I try to wear it every morning( with matching socks of course)An ideal match,well lets see. Someone who knows what she wants and feet firmly planted on the ground. She accepts things as they truly are and is herself. She must also love herself, because if she can not, then she will never be capable of loving me or anyone for that matter. Someone who loves life and all the mystery that goes along with it. Someone that has dreams and isn't afraid to share them. Someone who is there for the long haul...you get the picture, just the girl next door. What I would like to find is that woman I've been dreaming of to share my life. I'm not looking for a woman that has the perfect body, the perfect job, the perfect life, the perfect anything. I want a woman that is truthful not only to me but herself, kind, loving, and understanding. Looks are superficial, I'm looking for a real person. I really hope you read all this. If you are waiting for MR. Perfect, that ain't me. But I am perfect for someone.
