*Why condoms come in 3, 6, and 12 packs*
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son Max. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, Max."
Men use them to have safe sex. "Oh I see, " replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, 0NE for Friday, 0NE for Saturday, and 0NE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men" ,the dad answers, “TW0 for Friday, TW0 for Saturday, and TW0 for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed Max, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. 0NE for January, 0NE for February, 0NE for March....etc."
