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I had a rare moment of clarity, just a moment ago... Why are there so many idiots out there? They're outbreeding the smart ones. I mean, think about it... While the geniuses of the world invent new cell phones and make new things to blow crap up, everyone else screws. I mean, really, do you know how the monitor you're staring at WORKS? I sure as hell don't. And I consider myself reasonably intelligent, go figure. I mean, really, survival of the fittest, natural selection, it's supposed to weed out the things that aren't supposed to pass on their genes... But it doesn't happen anymore with people. Everyone survives... And when you look at the wilderness, and how 1 out of an entire litter or hatching of many animals actually makes it to adulthood... Nature used to weed out the 90% that was unfit. Not happenin' now. We actually ENCOURAGE the people who do nothing to breed. What's the end result? A society of people who can't build a rowboat, much less a toaster. Eventually, all those smart people are gonna die... and then we'll be left with billions of random people sitting in their houses, without power. Eventually, cities will become wilderness. And that's when the animals come in. People will retreat to caves, forget everything they knew over a few generations, and go back to sticks and rocks... Then, when people stumble across the ruins of New York, they'll think aliens built it and move on... It's a sad fate, and maybe this ain't the first time it's happened. Please, everyone out there... If you're reading this, and you think there's even a grain of truth in it... Help us. Save the world. Save yourselves... Save ALL MANKIND. Screw a smart person.
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