Who Shot the Beaver?
90-year old man: "I've never felt better, Doctor. I have an 18-year old
bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
Doctor: "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a
season. One day, he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by
mistake.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and
went
"bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of
that?"
90-year old man: "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
Doctor: "My point exactly."
