From: "Stephanie McCormick"
> To: ,
"Stephanie McCormick"
> Subject: FW: Fw: Who is Jack Schitt?
> Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:17:48 -0400
>
> WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
> For some time many of us have wondered just
> > who is Jack Schitt? We
> find
> ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You
> > don't know Jack Schitt!'
> Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now
> respond in an[Stephanie McCormick] intellectual way.
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
> Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
> > Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious
> Couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva
> Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip
> Schitt.
>
> Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt
> married Dumb Schitt, a high
> school dropout. After being married 15 years,
> Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
> Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and
> because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous
> name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
>
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt mar ried Loda Schitt, and they produced a
> son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other
> six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
> childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
> ceremony.
> > > >>
> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
> Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were
> Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
> > > >>>
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
> Recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride,
> Pisa Schitt.
>
> Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
> > Schitt,' you can correct them
> Sincerely,
> Crock O. Schitt
>
