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You have made it this far... I'm impressed. Now, about the name 'seppuku' - it is a Japanese word meaning "ritual suicide". This is my fighting name; Paul Buentello already made the name I wanted famous (The Headhunter), so I had to search and search to find something 'appropriate'. I call myself 'suicide' because anyone who fights me is committing suicide..... I began training in muay thai kickboxing when I was 17. Then I trained in a real mixed martial art for 5 years, a combination of aikijutsu, silat, and kali. Then last year I began taking judo and American Freestyle jujitsu. This year I started training in boxing. Look out 155ers, I'm dropping down to your weight class to wreck some shit and I'm bringing my 'A' game [so don't 'B' caught slipping or it's 'C' ya when they wake you up ;)]

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8TH IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

BRAD"THE BULL"SAWYER[8-2-1am] IS NOW RANKED ***8TH*** IN THE WORLD AT 170 POUNDS. I understand why they won't let me fight Brad again. He's becoming a known fighter in the amateur ranks, and they want to keep building his record. Pat Harvey came all the way from Nebraska to fight him, hoping a win would boost his ranking. Unfortunately, Brad is pretty damn good, standing up and on the ground, and Brad bulldogged him out the gate; some say Pat offered to touch gloves and instead Brad hit him - I wa there, but I would have to look at the fight again to tell you what reeally happened. So I want to become a known fighter also. It wasn't too long ago not many people knew who Urijah Faber was, or Kimbo Slice. Now they are making fat cash fighting in big shows. And there are many other fighters, even fighters with losing records, that still fight in the UFC. There's reasons for that: the UFC is a show, and if you're a good fighter that puts on a good show, they will keep paying you to lose. Everyone wants to win; that's part of what makes us participate in the roughest sport in the world. In the NFL, NASCAR, NHL, MLS, in every major league the players go into their matches hoping to not get hurt. We go into our matches hoping to not get hurt TOO MUCH. Cause we gonna get smacked. We gonna get kicked. We gonna get slammed and jammed, grounded and pounded, sprawlin' and brawlin' all in the caged-in ring. Have you ever seen RIOHEROES? Look it up on youtube - it's bare-knuckle full-contact fighting in Brazil. They fight in a square/rectangle room that has a solid back wall that you can really slam your opponents into... anyway, they won't give me the money I want to fight Brad (legally, in my state, amateurs are NOT ALLOWED TO GET PAID TO FIGHT. So the promoter walks off with 20-50k for every event, but doesn't have to pay the guys who train their hearts out and lay it all on the line in the cage...

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Hazlett v Burkman is up free on ufc.com right now - it is a great fight, 2 very technical and heavy-handed welterweights. At the end of the second round is a move by Hazlett that Brad Sawyer did to me; that fight is in my Stash CHECK IT OUT! WCCF welterweight championship/Elite Cage Fights title defense

***aMeRiCAN'T!***

***this is a diatribe written by the actor/ activist/ environmentalist Woody Harrelson. Those unfamiliar w/ Mr. Harrelson's views be warned, the following contains explicit material that makes sense.*** I'm An American Tired Of American Lies Thursday October 17, 2002, The Guardian The man who drives me to and from work is named Woody too. A relief to me, as it minimises the chance of my forgetting his name. I call him Woodman and he calls me Wood. He has become my best friend here, even though he's upset that I have quit drinking beer. He's smart, funny, and there's nothing he hasn't seen in 33 years behind the wheel of his black cab. He drove me for a while before I felt confident he liked me; he doesn't like people easily, especially if they have a rap for busting up black cabs. Woodman and I agree about a lot of things, but one thing we can never agree about is Iraq. He thinks the only language Saddam understands is brute force. I don't believe we should be bombing cities in our quest for one man. We've killed a million Iraqis since the start of the Gulf war - mostly by blocking humanitarian aid. Let's stop now. Thankfully, most of the Brits I talk to about the war are closer to me than to Woodman. Only your prime minister doesn't seem to have noticed. I have been here three months doing a play in the West End. I am having the time of my life. I love England, the people, the parks, the theatre. The play is great and the audiences have been a dream. Probably I should just relax, be happy and talk about the weather, but this war is under my skin - it affects my sleep. I remember playing basketball with an Iraqi in the late 80s while Iran and Iraq were at war. I didn't know at the time that the US and Britain were supplying weapons to both sides. I asked why they were always at war with each other and he said something that stayed with me: "If it were up to the people, there would be peace. It's the governments that create war." And now my government is creating its second war in less than a year. No; war requires two combatants, so I should say "its second bombing campaign". I went to the White House when Harvey Weinstein was showing Clinton the movie Welcome to Sarejevo, which I was in. I got a few moments alone with Clinton. Saddam throwing out the weapons inspectors was all over the news and I asked what he was going to do. His answer was very revealing. He said: "Everybody is telling me to bomb him. All the military are saying, 'You gotta bomb him.' But if even one innocent person died, I couldn't bear it." And I looked in his eyes and I believed him. Little did I know he was blocking humanitarian aid at the time, allowing the deaths of thousands of innocent people. I am a father, and no amount of propaganda can convince me that half a million dead children is acceptable "collateral damage". The fact is that Saddam Hussein was our boy. The CIA helped him to power, as they did the Shah of Iran and Noriega and Marcos and the Taliban and countless other brutal tyrants. The fact is that George Bush Sr continued to supply nerve gas and technology to Saddam even after he used it on Iran and then the Kurds in Iraq. While the Amnesty International report listing countless Saddam atrocities, including gassing and torturing Kurds, was sitting on his desk, Bush Sr pushed through a $2bn "agricultural" loan and Thatcher gave hundreds of millions in export credit to Saddam. The elder Bush then had the audacity to quote the Amnesty reports to garner support for his oil war. A decade later, Shrub follows the same line: "We have no quarrel with the Iraqi people." I'm sure half a million Iraqi parents are scratching their heads over that. I'm an American tired of lies. And with our government, it's mostly lies. The history taught in our schools is scandalous. We grew up believing that Columbus actually discovered America. We still celebrate Columbus Day. Columbus was after one thing only -gold. As the natives were showering him with gifts and kindness, he wrote in his diary, "They do not bear arms ... They have no iron ... With 50 men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want." Columbus is the perfect symbol of US foreign policy to this day. This is a racist and imperialist war. The warmongers who stole the White House (you call them "hawks", but I would never disparage such a fine bird) have hijacked a nation's grief and turned it into a perpetual war on any non-white country they choose to describe as terrorist. To the men in Washington, the world is just a giant Monopoly board. Oddly enough, Americans generally know how the government works. The politicians do everything they can for the people - the people who put them in power. The giant industries that are polluting our planet as well as violating human rights worldwide are the ones nearest and dearest to the hearts of American politicians. But in wartime people lose their senses. There are flags and yellow ribbons and posters and every media outlet is beating the war drum and even sensible people can hear nothing else. In the US, God forbid you should suggest the war is unjust or that dropping cluster bombs from 30,000ft on a city is a cowardly act. When TV satirist Bill Maher made some dissenting remarks about the bombing of Afghanistan, Disney pulled the plug on him. In a country that lauds its freedom of speech, a word of dissent can cost you your job. I read in a paper here about a woman who held out the part of her taxes that would go to the war effort. Something like 17%. I like that idea, though in the US it would have to be more like 50%. If you consider money as a form of energy, then we see half our taxes and half the US government's energy focused on war and weapons of mass destruction. Over the past 30 years, this amounts to more than ten trillion dollars. Imagine that money going to preserving rainforest or contributing to a sustainable economy (as opposed to the dinosaur tit we are currently in the process of sucking dry). I give in to Woodman, and we stop for a few beers. He asks me what I'd do in Bush's shoes. Easy: I'd honour Kyoto. Join the world court. I'd stop subsidising earth rapers like Monsanto, Dupont and Exxon. I'd shut down the nuclear power plants. So I already have $200bn saved from corporate welfare. I'd save another $100bn by stopping the war on non-corporate drugs. And I'd cut the defence budget in half so they'd have to get by on a measly $200bn a year. I've already saved half a trillion bucks by saying no to polluters and warmongers. Then I'd give $300bn back to the taxpayers. I'd take the rest and pay the people teaching our children what they deserve. I'd put $100bn into alternative fuels and renewable energy. I'd revive the Chemurgy movement, which made the farmer the root of the economy, and make paper and fuel from wheat straw, rice straw and hemp. Not only would I attend, I'd sponsor the next Earth Summit. And, of course, I'd give myself a fat raise. Woodman drops me at home and I ask if he likes my ideas. He offers a reluctant "yes". As he pulls away he yells out, "But I'd never vote for a man who can't handle a few pints at the end of the day!" ยท Woody Harrelson appears in On an Average Day at the Comedy Theatre, Panton Street, London SW1 until November 3. Box office: 020-7369 1731. Special report United States of America Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,813189,00.html Back to Woody-Harrelson.com
Mr.DontDoIt aka... (READ MUMM/WATCH STASH/my next fight:jul 19) June 18, 2008 @ 2:10 pm #3 of 3 I am nervous. I am going to talk to Floyd Sawyer, fight promoter and father of Brad Sawyer[7-2-1am, 13th in the world...] Not only am I going to ask for a rematch, but I'm going to ask for a lot of money to fight his son... our first fight was pretty durn good. It was definitely the fight of the night at the event, but I've not seen too many locals fights that could top it. Calen Stidham(Joplin, MO) v Jerry Quintanilla(OK City, OK) @ Joplin's Memorial Hall in '08 was awesome. That may be the best local fight I have ever seen. Sooooo ya, I gots nerves... but I know what kind of fighter I am, and I know I wil put on a good show no matter who my opponent is. I know I will never give up and if I am not victorious, they will carry me out on my shield. I am an old school traditional martial artist. This means I am bound by the code of the samurai, bound by honor...
Comments on this mumm: Mr.DontDoIt aka... (READ MUMM/WATCH STASH/my next fight:jul 19 June 16, 2008 @ 2:36 pm #2 of 3 I'm going to ask his promoter for $2000.00, half in my account 1 month before the show, the other half after the fight... and a bonus for winning. I'm a different fighter now... my cardio isn't up to speed at this moment, but we all know 2 weeks and I'll have my wind back, 4 weeks I'll be untouchable, and 6 weeks I'll be unstoppable. I took the 12/29/07 fight with less than two weeks notice: I had just fought on 12/08/07, defeating Josh Lininger, Branson, MO [3-0] in 40 seconds in the first round by way of guillotine choke while on my back. And even before that fight I'd told the promoter and his family repeatedly that I wanted someone to stand up and box with me. Unfortunately I got Brad, who has some really fast hands. Took him a while to figure out I have a very solid chin, that's when he started attacking my temples... just look at the pic in my photo album: you can see where he was hitting me from the bruises he left Think you enjoy pain? Try what I do for a while; you'll fall in love with it. There is nothing more exhilirating than having an opponent try to take your head off.
MuMM: Make up My Mind! Mr.DontDoIt aka... (READ MUMM/WATCH STASH/my next fight:jul 19 SHOULD I FIGHT? Brad Sawyer, the guy that knocked me out on Dec. 29, 2007 in a welterweight title match/title defense is scheduled to fight in July, and according to their website (www.elitecagefights.com) he needs an opponent. Brad is currently ranked 13TH IN THE WORLD according to the ISCF, our sanctioning body (WWW.ISCFMMA.COM) Should I do it? Not only get back in the ring, but fight the only guy to knock me out in the last 13 years? YES 80.0% (8 votes) NO 20.0% (2 votes) 10 votes 46 views 3 comments

You want to fight?

The Midwest Mafia, my former fight team and I are well known in the Southwest Missouri region. There is no record of the number of fights my team has won, but at every event I've been to we always walk away with more wins than anyone else. I trained with all of those guys, fought some, fought the best and put on a hell of a show. But the promoters I've fought for are corrupt. So I want(need?!) to start my own cage fight promotion/production company. I already have 2 full-time employees and a few more part-timers, and a list of fighters willing to fight. I just gotta grow the nuts to throw down the money to put the show on and hope I make enough to at least break even.
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