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Who are the biggest liars, men or women?   
-Men!
-Women!
Men lie the most,
women tell the biggest lies.   
Men, we lie all the time.
We lie so much, it's damn near a language.   
lt's like, to call a man out for lying...
is like playing basketball with a retarded kid
and calling him for double dribble.
You gotta let some shit slide.   
Men, we lie all the time.
You know what a man's lie is like?
A man's lie is like, ''l was at Tony's house.
''l'm at Kenny's house.'' That's a man's lie.  
A women's lie is like, ''lt's your baby.''   
We've all heard that one.
-''lt don't even look like me.''
-''He's got your hat.''   
That's right. Who the biggest liars?
Women the biggest liars.   
Look at you, all of you.
You're a fucking liar. You!
You're a liar!   
You're all liars. All of you are fucking liars!   
Masters of the lie, the visual lie.
Look at you.
You got on heels, you ain't that tall.
You got on makeup,
your face don't look like that.  
You got a weave, your hair ain't that long.
You got a Wonderbra on,
your titties ain't that big.   
Everything about you is a lie,
and you expect me to tell the truth?   
Fuck you!

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